Probably one of the best examples of live television, and cast mates not being able to keep a straight face. ❤
To all my Nerd friends ❤
“White & Nerdy”
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
But so far they all think
I’m too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Really, really white n’ nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I’m a Champion of D&D
MC Escher that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You’ll find they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well, I’m number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
“Happy Days” is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
Here’s the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I’m
white n’ nerdy!
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy
I’d like to roll with-
Although it’s apparent I’m too
White n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
How’d I get so white n’ nerdy?
I’ve been browsing, inspectin’
X-men comics you know I collect ’em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect ’em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized “Holy Grail” really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing web sites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky!
I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin’
And rollin’ their eyes ’cause
I’m so white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
All because I’m white n’ nerdy
Holy cow I’m white n’ nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
but oh well it’s obvious I’m
white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
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Role play Live : Group : The Death Club
Save me from Sanity meets Boobs Inga Boobs!
Love is in the air.
CharlotteCarrendar: – The entire wedding party was now either disheveled or covered in cake and debris. Lopsided hats on Queens, and Biker boys smeared in cake. Sven was cradling his beloved new hubby Dai, while Inga dropped the remaining bits of the broken vase on the ground. Darlene was barely standing, after tussling with the mighty Helga, but her resolve was as strong as ever. ’ I’m Lois lane right?.. Superman’s wife.. and you blonde tit.. you can’t take him away from me, okay?! ‘’ Inga narrowed her eyes and then her mouth opened and closed like a gold fish, before crying out. “Kraus…vhat is she talking about?” Kraus skidded over to Inga’s side, and then almost out of breathe; panted. “This is Darlene…from the mental hospital I ended up in before I came back to you. She is the patient who saved me.” Everyone in the room then all turned their attention on Darlene, after Kraus’s admission. Kraus patted Inga’s shoulder, then tried to step over the downed Helga, to come between Inga and Darlene. “Darlene…hunny, the woman you called a blonde tit…is my love. I know you think you are Lois….but you are Darlene. I’m not your Superman, I am just a man who loves his Kitty Girl, Inga.”- and at this moment, he gestured back at Inga, who smiled at him brightly. Kraus then resumed his gaze on Darlene and said. “Do you want me to take you back….to the Hospital, and talk to the administrator?” <3>
MaylionCarrendar: – TLC would broadcast this wedding as number one craziest weddings. When things crash, they would crash well. A day like this would be remembered for years and shared from generation to generation. The history books wouldn’t forgot about this event and perhaps in the future it would even be considered as a myth. Maybe there was going to be a new superman comic book written about this wedding. Who knows? Darlene stood there pointing her finger at Inga. But Inga didn’t respond to her, no she aimed her crying self to Superman asking him for an explanation. “This is Darlene…from the mental hospital I ended up in before I came back to you. She is the patient who saved me.” — No no Superman.. don’t say that. Darlene could feel the crowd turning their heads and all looking at her.. there it was the same look on faces as she got from her disaster dinner party years back. Darlene could feel the shame in her stomach.. and it felt as if it was creeping up her throat and had numbed her legs. She had made so much effort the last few days to be a free person and escape that facility for Kraus.. For Superman.. Her love. She was Lois Lane. And he had confirmed it in the wedding speech. He had thrown this wedding for her to celebrate their love for each other. Wasn’t THAT what she deserved after going against every rule in the hospital to save him? Kraus then stepped over the steroid-milk-producing Helga who was still lying on the ground. . “Darlene…hunny, the woman you called a blonde tit…is my love. I know you think you are Lois….but you are Darlene. I’m not your Superman, I am just a man who loves his Kitty Girl, Inga.”- and at this moment, he gestured back at Inga, who smiled at him brightly. Kraus then resumed his gaze on Darlene and said. “Do you want me to take you back….to the Hospital, and talk to the administrator?” — Darlene stared at him with disbelief in her eyes. Her mouth opened slightly baring her white front teeth. She blinked a few times slowly and then moved her non injured hand in her hair in confusion while looking at Inga. (Darlene) ‘’ No .. you told me to escape, right? You told me to look for you! And I DID! .. AND NOW YOU PUT ME TO SHAME! RIGHT HERE! .. YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED ME YES?! … YOU TOLD ME SO! .. YOU PROMISED.. you promised. ‘’ The bubbles had reached her head pretty good, but receiving a complete different plot than she imagined all this time had made her sober in one hit. The blast to her head wasn’t present anymore. But tears were rolling down her face, as if it was the truth she had told Kraus, and Inga, and the crowd around them. (Darlene) ‘’ you want to lock me up?.. Like everyone did, yes? ‘’ Then the hand released her hair and sideways swung towards Superman’s cheek her palm. No nails were used.. just a simple smack to set ground to the pain and disappointment she felt.
CharlotteCarrendar: – The sound of the slap would resonate across the crowded room, which had all silenced in the wake of Darlene’s screams and protests. Kraus didn’t move, and his head simply followed the direction of the slap, her hand living a welt like imprint that shone upon his alabaster complexion. Maybe he deserved it, maybe he didn’t, but hells bells, did this bring out the tiger in Inga. She had literally been through the ringer of emotional upheaval, and dated some crazy ass German muscle bound hippo, done the porn movie from hell with Le Cock, who killed her dog. She had a wedding dress that she ordered from Japan and never worn, and she wanted so much for this to be a NORMAL day in their lives. Inga stomped over Helga and appeared beside Kraus’s side and with hands on hips, breasts jutted out proudly she said. “Does he really look like Superman to you? Take..a good…hard..look. His name..is KRAUS…K..R..A..U..S….KRAUS. Not Superman, Not Mr Stay puff. KRAUS. He never said he loved you. He never asked you to follow him. I AM HIS VOMAN…I am his Inga…and I don’t want to lock you up, especially since you took on Magilla Gorilla…but…can you at least stop ruining the boys wedding?”- Kraus appeared sheepish as he stood beside the two women, feeling like this was all his fault. Sven piped up behind them; “Why not let Darlene have the bridal waltz…least she can have that…and..will someone get that bloated German bimbo off the dance floor.” <3>
MaylionCarrendar: – AND BEST SMACK GOES TOOOOO!!! … -Drums please- …. DARLENE! She could hear the crowd go wild, applauds.. roses were thrown at her on stage as she took the Oscar in her hand and blew kisses. In reality she was shocked that Kraus didn’t moved at all.. didn’t throw a punch back.. nothing. The reality was that it had hit her too. Especially when Inga came rushing towards both and directed a few strong words that would make Darlene realize what was going on. . “Does he really look like Superman to you? Take..a good…hard..look. His name..is KRAUS…K..R..A..U..S….KRAUS. Not Superman, Not Mr Staypuff. KRAUS. He never said he loved you. He never asked you to follow him. I AM HIS VOMAN…I am his Inga…and I don’t want to lock you up, especially since you took on Magilla Gorilla…but…can you at least stop ruining the boys wedding?” Sven piped up behind them; “Why not let Darlene have the bridal waltz…least she can have that…and..will someone get that bloated German bimbo off the dance floor.” Darlene looked around her to the crowd, to the state of the wedding.. Dai, The cake covered sven.. The wrestler Helga, the Swedish kitten Inga.. and then back at Kraus. She calmed down realizing what she had done and what Inga told her. The boys their wedding. She didn’t got her shot at love, but Sven and Dai had theirs, and she was selfish enough to even ruin that one. Darlene calmed her voice down. Her tone was softer and she even turned red from shame. Moving her jaw from left to right she quickly thought of something normal to say.. She then looked back at Inga. (Darlene) ‘’ .. im sorry right? .. You deserve an Oscar for those boobs.. ‘’
CharlotteCarrendar:- It was how Darlene spoke, in the midst of the disastrous wedding reception. That Inga should get an Oscar for her boobs. Dai got to his feet and was dazed but least he could see the humour of it all. “Inga got the porn equivalent…Twin dicks”- The crowd then burst out laughing, even Inga who nodded, cause she had. The bellboys dragged the limp body of Helga off the floor by her feet and the gay boys escorted Inga to the main table for a glass of bubbly, as the lights all cantered upon Kraus and Darlene. The band started to pick up the beat of the tune..”Love is in the air..” as the lead singer tapped his foot in time. Everyone else took their seats once more and then Kraus extended his hand to Darlene, to dance with her…the bridal waltz. This was probably one of the most touching moments of Darlene’s life; for once….everyone was cutting her a break. “Love is in the air…everywhere I look around…Love is in the air…Every sight and every sound. And I don’t know if I’m being foolish…don’t know if I’m being wise…but it’s something that I must believe in, and it’s there when I look in your eyes..” As the band picked up tempo, other couples came out on the floor, and Kraus started to swing Darlene around in time to the music. Inga was downing a glass of bubbly, content to watch her love dance with Darlene, knowing that he truly loved her. “Love is in the air, in the whisper of the trees…love is in the air, in the thunder of the seas. And I don’t know if I’m just dreaming..don’t know if I feel sane…but it’s something that I must believe in..and there when you call out my name..” the band was building up to the chorus, and the whole bridal party started to sing…” Love is in the air….do do do do do..Love is in the air..do do do do…oh oh..oh oh..oh oh….Love is in the air…..Love is in the air…Oh oh…oh oh…oh oh..” <3>
MaylionCarrendar: – Darlene laughed at Dai’s remark.. not because she understood it, no because everyone around her was laughing. The atmosphere had changed.. it all changed in something so light and pleasant. There was a difference between having a psychotic break and thinking the love of your life announces his love too.. Or actually being loved in reality. The mix between the music that was being played, and the way Kraus pulled her in a dance, was nothing less than magical at that point. ;; Love is in the air.. Love is in the air.. oohoo. ;; And they danced. Darlene remembered the steps she had learned from ballroom classes. Shoulders down, head held high, chin in the air, Long neck. Even though her arm still hurt it anticipated in the dance. And slowly the crowd gathered around them.. each holding their partner in their arms.. moving over the dance floor in harmony with the song. Highlight of life.. She hoped this wouldn’t be the only high light.
CharlotteCarrendar:- For once, life seemed…well normal. Everyone in the wedding reception was now up on the dance floor. Helga was still unconscious on the floor, but Sven and Dai had taken to the dance floor and were dancing cheek to cheek, looking very much like the real married couple. One of Sven’s younger brothers offered his hand to Inga, and she set down her bubbly and glided out onto the floor, and she drew him into a tight dance hold, where he ceremoniously face planted into her enormous cleavage. ~mmphh..mmmph~ Darlene was laughing and dancing correctly, with her shoulders down and her head held high, much like those strictly ballroom dancers, and the Mental hospital duo, were able to dance the night away….at the wackiest wedding of the year. <3>
Roleplay Live : Group : The Death Club
A New Cold War
iShatteredSanity: -A day had passed since Demetrios had revealed many cards; that he is the real owner of the club, some of the dark history that only a very few people were aware, and his declaration of war towards Yuri. It was a day that despite letting go of that heavy burden, he felt as if more weight was added on his shoulders. And how could that not happen? Especially after telling Dixie that they would have to live for some time away from each other. But still, it was a day that Demetrios spent with Dixie, trying to forget about what he had said, just like they did in the cabin in Switzerland. And now the next day had arrived and everyone was discharged, except for Ivan and Nikolai who had to stay behind for a few more days. Demetrios had packed his stuff along with Dixie’s when Nurse Lola walked inside the room and looked at Dixie.- [Nurse Lola.] “Miss Dix? Could you please come to see Dr. Warehouse on the third floor?” –The nurse asked and Demetrios looked once at the nurse and once at Dixie, wondering what was going on.- [Demetrios.] “Do I need to be present as well?” –Demetrios asked and Nurse Lola shook her head.- [Nurse Lola.] “That is something that concerns Miss Dix. Dr. Warehouse wants to speak with her first, and it is up to Miss Dix to discuss that matter with you. But I assure you, there is nothing wrong with Miss Dix, the Doctor just wants to offer his advice to the young lady.” –Nurse Lola said with a smile on her face, trying to calm Demetrios down since he seemed to worry.- [Demetrios.] “I understand.” –He said with a nod of his head.- “Babygirl, I need to finish packing my things, you can go first, I will be waiting for you at the entrance.” –Demetrios said with a smile as he planted a soft kiss on Dixie’s lips and spanked her butt playfully.-
CharlotteCarrendar:- Folding her clothes, she heard the soft patter of the nurses scuffs, entering their room, and asking if she could go and see Dr Warehouse. Unsure of what this could mean, she turned her attention to Demetrios, but he had been told that his presence was not required, and it was simply to offer Dixie some advice. Still quite upset about the previous day’s events, and how Demetrios kept trying to be upbeat, and treat his girl like he did in the cabin, the worry she felt eclipsed any chance to show true happiness. “Mkay. I will see you out at the entrance, hun.” Following the nurse back up to the third floor, she knocked on the door, and waited to be given the clearance to enter. The carefree Dixie appeared to have been left behind on their vacation, and this Dixie was a shell of her real self. When the Doctor responded, she turns the handle and takes a seat near his desk Sitting on the edge, Dixie waits for the “advice” <3>
iShatteredSanity: -Dr. Warehouse was sitting on his chair behind his desk, watching funny videos on youtube when suddenly the door knocked. Coughing softly to clear his throat, he closes the window on his computer and said that the door was open. Fixing his robe and tie, he leaned back on his seat and looked at Dixie enter the office. With a smile on his face, Dr. Warehouse rose from his seat and showed Dixie the chair in front of his desk.- [Dr. Warehouse.] “Miss Dix, please, have a seat.” –He said and looked t Nurse Lola who had just entered the office too, motioning her to sit on the seat right next to his chair. Then he sat down on his own chair while waiting for Dixie to take her seat too.-
CharlotteCarrendar: – Unsure as to exactly why Dixie had been called to the office for a chat, she nervously fidgets with the hem of her dress. “You wished to tell me something.”- Eyes shifted from the nurse to Doctor Warehouse, trying to read their faces. But they had a lot of practise at keeping People in suspense. “Was it to do with the bombing, or my bruises?” <3>
iShatteredSanity: -Dr. Warehouse smiled once more at Dixie as she asked him what he needed to talk to her about.- [Dr. Warehouse.] “No Miss Dix, it is not about the bombing, nor is it about your wounds. In fact you will be as good as new in a matter of only days. Just have Mr. Apostolou be a good man and take good care of you.” –The Doctor said and Nurse Lola giggles a bit. Of course they both knew that she was really anxious and nervous, so the Doctor decided to skip the unnecessary fillers.- “Miss Dix. I called you here today to tell you that you have a tumour in your abdominal area.”
CharlotteCarrendar: – Dixie sat stunned. A tumour? That sounded serious. She instinctively brought her hands up to her belly, as she frowned. “A tumour?” Like a cat on a hot tin roof, she was nervous as hell. Her mind was a flurry of information and trying to process this. “So it’s not serious? Like…cancer or…something?” Dixie turned her head towards the nurse, as if to say…”help?” <3>
iShatteredSanity: -The Doctor was still smiling when all of a sudden Nurse Lola’s hand slapped him upside down his head.- [Nurse Lola.] “I swear, will you ever stop playing games with the patients?” –She said and the Doctor turned his head to look at her while rubbing his head.- [Dr. Warehouse.] “That hurts you know. But anyway.” –He turned his head to look at Dixie and smiled again.- “No Miss Dix. That tumour of yours is still small and it will gradually grow, but it is not the bad kind of tumour.” –He said and motioned her blood test results.- “After reviewing your blood test results, we found out that you are pregnant.”
CharlotteCarrendar: – The look on Dixie’s face; one of absolute shock. The Doctor had just said the “P” word. No, not a tumour, in her way of thinking, but an actual baby growing inside of her. A glazed look came over her eyes, and she saw for herself, the blood test results. Normally, when a woman is told she is carrying her partner’s baby, it is a time for celebration, but Dixie just sat there, totally flabbergasted. “I’m..I’m having a baby?” Oh the penny dropped, but she still had to ask the obvious. The timing of this was simply shocking. Right with Dem and Alex leaving in a few days for Russia, and leaving her behind to suffer from Morning sickness. Dixie actually leant forward, and wrapped her arms instinctively around her stomach. She then started to hyperventilate, her pupils dilating. Oh this was not good. <3>
iShatteredSanity: -The Doctor and the Nurse looked at Dixie as she began to panic and they did not know why she was like that. Usually when a woman finds out that she will give birth to a child, said woman is about to throw a massive party or something, but on this case Dixie could not believe it.- [Dr. Warehouse.] “Well, technically you still need more than eight months to deliver, but I don’t understand your reaction Miss Dix.” –The Doctor said and nodded at the Nurse who nodded back and went to stand by Dixie’s side, wrapping her arms around her and pulling her head back.- [Nurse Lola.] “Breath slowly and take deep breaths in. Here, breaaaaath, and exhale.” –Nurse Lola began taking deep breaths and slowly as she held her breath inside her lungs for some time before she exhaled it also slowly.- “In and out, in and out. Slowly, very slowly. Come on, you can do it.” –The Nurse said and patted Dixie’s shoulder reassuringly.-
CharlotteCarrendar: – Dixie’s hands were visibly shaking, and her whole body soon followed suit. The Doctor’s comments certainly didn’t help matters. “The timing of this. I can’t be pregnant. Dem is leaving. I don’t want to be here without him….PREGNANT!” Dixie rocked back and forth as she tried to breath in the manner which the Nurse instructed. Then her eyes widened. What if she had to tell him? Oh no…no. She thought. If he knew she was pregnant, then he would be compelled to send her somewhere, guarded like some…prisoner till he got back. This was a nightmare. “You sure? Please tell me…I ..can’t. What am I going to do?” That was the next question; who was going to tell Dem? <3>
iShatteredSanity: -Both the Doctor and the Nurse sighed deeply since Dixie seemed to have so many thoughts inside her head, thoughts that did not allow her to calm down.- [Dr. Warehouse.] “Yes, Mr. Apostolou is indeed leaving as he said yesterday. I am fully aware of the fact that you two are very close. Like, VERY close. But Miss Dix, you cannot change the fact that the seed has been planted and in about nine months the fruit of your love will come forth.” –The doctor said and stood, walking towards Dixie and placing both his hands on Dixie’s shoulders.- “Miss Dix.” –The Doctor smiled again.- “A baby is the greatest gift. Think about how much it will mean. Also if Mr. Apostolou finds out, don’t you think that he will do his best to finish things as fast as he can to come back to you? How did he call you… Uhm…” –The Doctor paused for a moment and thought.- “Oh, yes! Don’t you think that he will want to rush back to his fallen angel with ink feathers?” –The Doctor said, still smiling and patting her shoulders softly and reassuringly.- “Knowing him he will be overprotective, yes, but sadly you are now part of his life. I cannot tell for sure that you knew about the whole thing from the start, but you did not run away. To me it looks like that deep down you have accepted the fact that Mr. Apostolou lives a dangerous life. And do not worry, I guarantee that he will not do anything to put you in danger or to stay away from you for long periods of time.” –The Doctor said and nodded his head slowly.- “I certainly hope that all this mumbling of mine helped you to realize that this is not the end of the world, but the beginning of a new one. This baby of yours will be the light of a new hope in the darkness around everyone.”
CharlotteCarrendar:- The weight of the world seemed to have fallen upon Dixie’s shoulders. Overwhelming sense of responsibility hit her with full force. She could not be selfish in regards to this situation, nor could she let Demetrios go, without at least letting him know what he has to come home too. He had told her he was doing this so she would be safe. But now, there was another small life involved, one that didn’t have a voice, or a choice in what happened next. The Doctor certainly had a way with words, that was for sure, and if anything, it did calm her somewhat. Almost like a wave came over and stopped the shaking, for now. Giving the wise Doctor a half smile, as that was all she could muster, she asked the nurse. “Can you please go get Dem? He is my love and life partner. He needs to know, I am carrying his child.” <3>
iShatteredSanity: -Both the Doctor and the Nurse nodded their heads upon hearing Dixie’s request.- [Dr. Warehouse.] “Of course. Nurse, could you please?” –The Nurse nodded her head and took her leave from the room where the Doctor kept patting Dixie’s shoulders.- “You are a brave woman Miss Dix. You are the best fit for Mr. Apostolou. I have known him for some time. No, he is not like a son to me, but he is certainly someone that I care about. I don’t know why, it is that air of confidence, that air of responsibility that surrounds him that makes me want to follow him. I cannot explain it, but he is a man of many mysteries, yet a simple one. He is a good man.” –The Doctor said. || Meanwhile Nurse Lola had already arrived in the room that Demetrios waited for Dixie.- [Demetrios.] “Nurse? Is Dixie alright?” –Demetrios asked as the Nurse motioned him to follow her.- [Nurse Lola.] “Mr. Apostolou. Miss Dix requested your presence. Please, follow me.” –She said and Demetrios tilted his head, wondering what exactly was going on. Taking the elevator and walking down the hall, Demetrios walked inside the room right when the Doctor patted Dixie’s shoulders once more and walked behind his desk.- [Dr. Warehouse.] “Mr. Apostolou, I believe that Miss Dix has something to tell you.” –The Doctor said and looked at Dixie.- “Miss Dix?”
CharlotteCarrendar:- There are moments in this life, that you will look back on in quiet reflection. This was one of those moments, as Demetrios entered the Doctor’s office. Dixie closed her eyes for a few seconds, and swallowed hard. Taking two deep breaths, so as not to hyperventilate again, she rose up from her chair, and crossed the floor, standing in front of him. Taking his right hand in hers, she placed it gently upon her stomach and said in a voice that was intimate. “We are…going to have a baby.”- She kept staring up at him, waiting to see his reaction. <3>
iShatteredSanity: -Demetrios stood there, looking the Doctor walking behind his desk and then Dixie who took his hand and rest it on her stomach. “We are…going to have a baby.”, was what Dixie said. Demetrios eyes opened wide in surprise.- [Demetrios.] “B— A baby?!” –Demetrios said, really surprised and not expecting something like that. The Doctor nodded his head and Demetrios wrapped his arms around Dixie, lifting her from the floor and holding her dear into his arms as he kissed the top of her head.- “A baby…” –He said again and a tear rolled down on his cheek.- “Dixie, you are going to be a mother, I am going to be a father. And…” –Suddenly Demetrios stopped and gulped.- “Oh shit, who is going to be the godfather?” –Demetrios asked with a terrified look on his face.-
CharlotteCarrendar: – Picked up off the ground, and twirled, the reaction from Dem was simply priceless to the Doctor and Nurse who would be watching. “A baby…” Dem said incredulously. Dixie nodded, but was still in a state of shock herself. “A baby.” Seeing his falling tear, she kissed it away, and then had to laugh when he asked, who was to be the Godfather. There was only one person that came to mind, and for her, it was “Alex? He cares so much for you, and calls you Bro. I think you should ask him.” <3>
iShatteredSanity: -The Doctor and the Nurse smiled as soon as they saw Dixie’s mood changing and finally smiling as well. The Doctor looked at the Nurse and sighed happily, remembering the time that he had gotten the news about his late wife’s pregnancy.- [Nurse Lola.] “What?” –She said as she eyed the Doctor who shook his head.- [Dr. Warehouse.] “Nothing, I just remembered something.” –But the happy couple was not paying attention to them. Demetrios was flying high above the ground in a sky of happiness. He could not believe it. And upon hearing Dixie’s proposition, he gulped before he replied.- [Demetrios.] “Well… Alexandros is a pervert. Unless you want our child to spend hours on watching hentai, then he is cool. But… Alexandros is a good choice.” –He said and smiled once more as he kissed Dixie’s head.- “But we will need a new place to stay, don’t you think? The garage is not the best place to raise a child.”
CharlotteCarrendar:- Demetrios was deliriously happy, and for all the bad things that had happened, this one event, was the blazing light that they both needed, in what was a dark time. It was true, Alex was a total pervert, but surely around their child, he would be a responsible and caring adult. “Well, I trust him, and besides, if we have a son, he is the only one silly enough that I would hire for Birthday parties.” Course, the matter of where to live came up. The garage, wasn’t exactly the best place for a new baby. What with the smell of oil, rubber, machine parts, and cigarette smoke. Dixie thought for a moment, then raised a hand. “What if, we swap with Helena. She live in the Garage with Anna, and…we take the mansion. Only for a few months till we get something more suitable.” –Dixie said with a cheeky wink. The Aussie girl was getting her spunk back.<3>
iShatteredSanity: -Well, Dixie had a good point there. Alexandros was a goof all the time, but he had his moments. And he was indeed a good party planner. Plus the child, if it was a boy, could learn martial arts from Alexandros; which was a plus. Demetrios nodded his head in agreement and he could not hide that sadistic smirk on his face upon hearing Dixie’s proposal.- [Demetrios.] “Dixie… That’s totally what will happen. After all the mansion is mine. It is settled then. The bitch will be out. But before actually living there, I will have to incinerate everything.” –Just the thought of what Helena had been doing to his mansion made Demetrios shiver.- “And now, let’s go back to our garage. We need to celebrate.” –Demetrios said and planted a soft kiss on Dixie’s lips. Dr. Warehouse coughed softly to get Demetrios’ and Dixie’s attention.- [Dr. Warehouse.] “It’s not like we are here, no, please, don’t mind us. But in case you noticed us, you are both free to go. I just want Miss Dix to come and see me every month and every time she feels weird.” –The Doctor said and paused for a moment.- “As for the sex part, my advice is to avoid the rough one. Rough one for the vagina, if you like anal, then go ahead Mr. Apostolou.” –The Doctor said and got a slap from Nurse Lola.- [Nurse Lola.] “You perverted old man.” –She said and looked at the happy couple.- “Don’t worry, he just needs to get his ass kicked. And yeah, as he said, you are both good to go. Congratulations.” –Nurse Lola said and slapped the Doctor’s face again. And it was obvious that the Nurse was going to keep slapping the Doctor, so the happy couple could just go back to its love nest before changing trees.-
CharlotteCarrendar:- Dixie may be losing Dem soon, in the effort to go and rescue Mia and bring the Russians down, but for now, she had him, and his request that they go home to the garage to celebrate the joy of soon to become parents, was the best tonic for a frightened young woman. Dem was right about Alexandros. He was the ideal teacher to their future child, for such things as Martial arts, and no one would be as protecting as Alex. That in itself was enough for her. On suggesting that they take over the Mansion, while Helena enjoy the cold comforts of the garage, Dixie had to suppress her laughter, when Dem made his rather bold statement. “Dixie… That’s totally what will happen. After all the mansion is mine. It is settled then. The bitch will be out. But before actually living there, I will have to incinerate everything.” Everything? Dixie could only imagine what Helena got up to in that large house. Demetrios obviously knew, but barely discussed it, which was probably for the best, since Dix has a bit of the mean green streak, when a woman comes in two feet of her love. “Oh she’s going to be pissed. Ah well, there is Tito in the Tattoo shop to keep her and Anna company. Who knows, he might turn em bi..or something.” A shrug to the shoulders, and then the Doctor tried to gain their attention. It was in the matters concerning their sex life. Dixie knew a little bit about pregnant women, since she cared for her older sister, when their parents worked, and she was having a baby. Number one, avoiding rough sex. Dixie pouted at this suggestion, cause she enjoyed that part of their relationship. But the part that made Dixie snort out loud, was when the Doctor suggested. “ if you like anal, then go ahead Mr. Apostolou.” Well of course, he loved Anal, Dixie knew this for a fact. She remembered walking funny for two days after the last time. “Something tells me our sex life is just going to be more frequent when you come home.” She was probably right about this. <3>
Roleplay Live : Group : The Death Club.
Save me from Sanity.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
MaylionCarrendar: Jerry scrubbed the back of his head with his hand while smacking his mouth up and down to eat away the jello. (Jerry) ‘’ It must be you and your attitude, doctor. Normally we would have poop flying around like Frisbees.. and at least a dozen injured nurses. Yes let’s take that tour. Do you have any questions so far? ‘’ Jerry turned his back towards Doctor Mad who was reading the Superman comic number #356. Jerry was a tad jealous of Darlene for getting that edition.. He secretly loved superman as well. Darlene was laying in the grass with her hands covering her ears, waiting for the explosion to happen. She waited and waited for the dazzling white light and the massive trembling. But nothing happened. Darlene felt how patients just saw her as another obstacle in their way to something more important than a bomb. She saw how they just stepped right over her while rushing towards the ginger mad hatter. Darlene turned her head to the side to see what was going on. She noticed the ginger mad hatter holding up an action doll of superman and then a comic book.. It wasn’t a bomb.. stupid Darlene nearly believed everything. (Darlene) ‘’ Oi! That’s mine..!! give it back!, now? ‘’ She crawled onto her feet and made her way over to the mad hatter who was reading her comic book. She just gripped the book from his hands and held it against her chest while also picking up the action doll. With furrowed eyebrows she stared pissed at the ginger mad hatter. A small grumble escaped her throat right before she snapped at him. (Darlene) ‘’ Get your own friend?, and stop lying to me! Retard. ‘’
CharlotteCarrendar: – The look on the Ginger mad hatter’s face was one of absolute sadness. Why, he had in his hand a collectable Superman comic. He may have been insane, but he knew how wonderful the amazing adventures of Superman were. Darlene was in a right tizz. Grumbling like a mad old cat, then snapped out at him. “Get your own friend?, and stop lying to me! Retard. ‘’ That simple boy, his crooked yellow front row of teeth all exposed, his chin, wobbling away. She just called him a retard. “But…I don’t have any friends.”- the other patients, that had practically stepped over Darlene to hear the tales of Superman were all disenchanted now that Darlene had the prized comic. No chance of anyone hearing about Superman now. One by one, the patients were drawn back into their own worlds and minds, going around the garden as they had been before. Rocking back and forth, drawing up his knees, Ginger started to bang his forehead on his knees, and sob. “Just..want a friend. I’m not a retard….they say I am special…special…today’s special…soup and crackers. Not crackers, not bonkers….special. Not a retard.”- he kept on repeating, and each blow of his head on his knees, was making his forehead get redder and redder. With the new Doctor being shown the grounds, Doctor Jackie could not help but notice how easily Jerry put away the jello. The mention of the lack of poo flinging, also had her quirk a brow. “They actually fling it here? Last place I was at, they made art pieces on the floors. Some had skidding races. Rotten thing to clean up of course.”- she smacked her lips and then asked. “Is that cherry?” <3>
MaylionCarrendar: – The moment the mad hatter started to look like a sad little clown Darlene already felt sorry for him. she couldn’t help but copy his facial expressions. She slightly tilted her head but held her comic book against her chest tightly being scared someone was going to steal it away from her. She treasured the gift of Kraus as if it was the most important object in her life. She already decided that if she ever had to chop of a leg in order to save that comic book, she would. As the other patients lost their interest and were already busy with something other than the superman comic Darlene just sat herself down in the grass in front of him. “But…I don’t have any friends.” The mad hatter told her. As he started to bang his head on his forehead and continued his own sad little story Darlene kept thinking about what she should feel and do about this. Just..want a friend. I’m not a retard….they say I am special…special…today’s special…soup and crackers. Not crackers, not bonkers….special. Not a retard.”- watching how his forehead turned as red as his locks she sighed softly. (Darlene) ‘’ don’t worry, okay? You’re not special.. nobody is special here, right? ‘’ Darlene decided to hand him a smile, thinking she was pretty good at the whole cheering up method. She bared her teeth and softly nearly grinned. As she pushed her fresh washed hair behind her ear she thought of another comforting line to say. (Darlene) ‘’ we’re all retards too!, yes? ‘’ Slowly but surely she patted ginger his shoulder quite awkward. (Darlene) ‘’ when we get out.. The cave people will be your friends. ‘’ Jerry slowly walked towards the doors that would lead inside the institute. “They actually fling it here? Last place I was at, they made art pieces on the floors. Some had skidding races. Rotten thing to clean up of course.” “Is that cherry?” Jerry laughed shortly and raised his eyebrows not sure whether he should warn her for poop kisses. (Jerry) ‘’ Hehe-hehe.. Chocolate kisses.. – oh I have cherry right here.. somewhere ‘’ Jerry tried to hold all of his Jello’s in one arm while shoving his hand in his white coat to look for the cherry flavored Jello. (jerry) ‘’ There you go ‘’ He said while handing Jackie the Cherry Jello. ( jerry) ‘’ Hopefully, our Patients don’t repeat themselves now you’re here.. You have an easy position to replace.. it couldn’t get more horrible than doctor Morolo. Scuse me for the gossip.. ‘’. Jerry pulled a door open not really handy and waited for the ‘’lady’’ to enter in first.
CharlotteCarrendar: – The banging of his head slowed, with whimpers emerging from his cracked lips. Darlene had heard what he said, in his mad rant. The fact she was in her own way, trying to reassure him, was strange from the behaviour of most other patients. Peeking out of behind his ginger curls, he then watched as she bared her teeth at him, in a gesture that was to be something of a smile. ‘’ don’t worry, okay? You’re not special.. nobody is special here, right? ‘’ Nobody was special. That meant, they were all the same. Not only that, they were all retards. Trying to make this compute in his mind, was another thing. Much like Darlene, his perception was a little off. Darlene patted his shoulder, and this had him curl his shoulder inward. Kinda like a defensive mechanism. Most hit him for the crazy things that they did. ‘’ when we get out.. The cave people will be your friends. ‘’ She reassured Ginger. “But…we can’t get out. I just tried…see…fence. They make them caveman proof. Yah. And…Tom proof.” Well, he had a point. His forehead was swollen now, and he looked a right sight. “Tom….I’m…Tom.”- Now they were getting somewhere…maybe. “Why…why did you get a present? Why…do you like Superman?” These were interesting questions. Tom really was keen on Superman too, and perhaps Darlene knew more about the Man of Steel, than she let on. :: Doctor Jackie was handed a cherry jello from Jerry, and escorted her back to the main building, opening the door for her and commenting about the sad times of Doctor Morolo. “Oh yes, I read the report. Seems like he was worse than the patients. And no need to fret. I am interested to see how the Hospital has recovered from such a tragic experience. “<3>
MaylionCarrendar: – Darlene pulled her hand back from his shoulder as he clearly was showing her through body language he didn’t like to be patted. Darlene tilted her head again to look at his face as he finally stopped banging his head against his own knees. It felt as if she was looking at this sad lonely ugly retard puppy. She had to hold back to start scratching him behind the ear. “But…we can’t get out. I just tried…see…fence. They make them caveman proof. Yah. And…Tom proof.” “Tom….I’m…Tom.”. Darlene her smile turned into hanging mouth corners. Woink, just like that her mood flipped over as soon as she heard there was no escaping. She turned her head to look at the fence behind him. (Darlene) ‘’ You’re tom right?, I’m — Darlene, yes? .. yes.. No escape.. ‘’ she turned her head back at Tom and then at her comic book in her arms when he asked her the next question “Why…why did you get a present? Why…do you like Superman?”. WOINK another mood flip. Darlene suddenly smiled already forgetting about escaping. (Darlene) ‘’ I have a friend right? He lived here with me! Kraus has a superman in his heart.. and – ‘’ she needed to think hard now.. She experienced the psychosis as a dream, or movie, but wasn’t sure anymore what was real, and what was not. ‘’ .. he has a Swedish kitten.. and they took him away.. inside the fores—no.. outside.. they went outside. Looking for his Swedish kitten with three people, yes? — he left me.. but I saw him today, right? He was riggghttt overrrrrr there. ‘’ She pointed at the spot behind the fence where she believed she saw Kraus dressed as superman. (Darlene) ‘’ That’s why we have to think of a plan. Mhm? ‘’ Darlene suddenly crawled forwards nearly up in Tom’s face while staring at him. (Darlene) ‘’ I will.. I will share my superman book with you .. right? ‘’. — Jerry raised his eyebrows while smirking nearly evil at the words of Jackie. (jerry) ‘’ Tragic? – Tragic?! He perhaps was insane, yes.. He was a horrible doctor to work with, yes, absolutely.. no social skills towards us. That’s why we’re blessed with you,.. But he kept a great control over the patients. He had a gift to turn our most violent patients into angels…well most of them.‘’
CharlotteCarrendar: – There were truly no rights or wrongs. Ups or downs. No matter what Tom said, it wasn’t like any normal conversation. Like he was giving out messages, and then switching to another conversation. Hard enough for one that was trained to deal, let alone a fellow patient. But he was curious, and had stopped the self harm. Someone cared enough about Darlene, to grant her the most wonderful gifts. They were treasures, and Tom knew this. If one was to go to his room, everything was perfect, all in lines, neat, clean. But out in the garden, he seemed to become one with it. He became what he saw, and so his guise of the Doctor, was his way of dealing with the abuse of Doctor Morolo. When he said, I am a Doctor and I make people sick, that was actually his interpretation of the evil Doctor. Doctor Morolo may be gone, but the damage he inflicted upon the patients was sure to be long lasting. Eyes locked on the comic book, held tight by Darlene, he then listened as she spoke of her friend. ‘’ I have a friend right? He lived here with me! Kraus has a superman in his heart.. and – ‘’ she needed to think hard now.. She experienced the psychosis as a dream, or movie, but wasn’t sure anymore what was real, and what was not. ‘’ .. he has a Swedish kitten.. and they took him away.. inside the fores—no.. outside.. they went outside. Looking for his Swedish kitten with three people, yes? — he left me.. but I saw him today, right? He was riggghttt overrrrrr there. ‘’ Tom’s eyes went from the comic, to where she saw Kraus at the fence…and then his head shook, as she went on in a roundabout way, to say how her friend had a Swedish kitten. “Lucky…I love kittens…and a Swedish one too. Lucky man. And he got out. Lucky man. Lucky. Not like us.” :: Doctor Jackie mused a thought on how Doctor Morolo controlled even the most violent of patients. “Well, I would rather check out exactly HOW he did this. I don’t know, something doesn’t add up. But I intend to find out.” <3>
MaylionCarrendar: – “Lucky…I love kittens…and a Swedish one too. Lucky man. And he got out. Lucky man. Lucky. Not like us.” Darlene nodded as if she liked Swedish kittens too, but in fact she didn’t even knew herself is she liked them. She was still up close in tom his face while staring at his eyes. (Darlene) ‘’ Her name is Inga. Your name is Tom right? .. what do you say? Yes? Help us escape? ‘’ she reached him her comic book but refused to hand him also her action doll. Jerry closed the door behind them both and caught up with Jackie. As they walked through the hallways he scratches his beard. ( Jerry ) ‘’ It would be more handy if you.. just focus on being a good co-worker.. Oh! And the patients of course. This is our common Activity room! ‘’ he suddenly turned left and entered the room with a few tables located in it, a few puzzles laying on them, and soft music in the background. (Jerry) ‘’ They loveee to puzzle! ‘’ — And then he fast started to name all the rooms and spaced in the institute but left out a few , or changed names of the rooms. Like the isolation room suddenly was called the ‘’Snuggle-room’’. He saved one room as last. (Jerry) ‘’ Care to see the private dressing rooms for the staff members? Eh- in case you need to .. shower.. ‘’ He could always try.
CharlotteCarrendar: – Tom stared at the comic book. Darlene offered it, but wasn’t really ready to let it go. His eyes travelled from the book to her face as she spoke about Inga, and how she had finally cottoned on that his name was Tom. She spoke on an escape. The great escape. Beyond the fences of the Cavemen. “But but but”- he uttered, knowing that it was difficult to do such an exercise. “If you get caught….if you do. Even Superman can’t save you.” His eyes suddenly filled with fear at the prospect. Quickly he jumped up off the grass and slammed his leather cap on backwards. “I’m hungry….I want jello.” And with that he stormed inside, leaving Darlene sitting there. :: Inside the activity room, Doctor Jackie was being shown the ropes of how Jerry saw that the operation of the Hospital and that patients did enjoy their puzzles. All the names of rooms to follow, were spewed out rapid fire, as Doctor Jackie tried to take note of everything. Following Jerry up to the dressing rooms, Doctor Jackie was keen to see where the staff bathed, in case of an accident. “Lead the way.” <3>
MaylionCarrendar: – He didn’t seemed to be smart, he didn’t seemed to be handsome, he didn’t seemed to have any feelings for Fashion.. and he didn’t seemed to be fast.. but he was. One minute she was sitting in front of him offering him her precious. And the next thing she knew had given her an incredible signal of fear, and then he just jumped up and left to eat Jello. Darlene followed his movements with his eyes until she couldn’t see him anymore. (Darlene) ‘’ But .. I need to see kraus… ‘’ She pouted while mumbling to herself. She forgot about being electrocuted when sharing her poop with someone, she forgot about spending nearly two days in the padded room soaked wet and hungry. She forgot what she was afraid of, and most importantly she forgot about what tom said about what Morolo did with his butt. Darlene stood up straight and started to search for Tom. She wasn’t giving up on finding herself a partner in crime. — Jerry led the way to the staff room. As he opened the door to the locker room he saw two nurses standing there being lazy and not doing anything. Jerry quickly coughed and spoke quite awkward. (Jerry) ‘’ Ehh– ladies I think there’s an emergency in room #35. They need you there.. ‘’ Jerry held the door open to let the ladies out. He then scratched the back of his head and once Jackie would step in and look at the room, he would quickly scratch his itching blue balls. (Jerry) ‘’ Hey-.. is that eh- a mirror in your pocket? .. ‘’
Role play : Group : The Death Club
Boobs Inga Boobs!
Cock a Doodle Doo!
On the set of “Le Cock”
Lot 3B DESPERADO Inc Studios, Prague
-The doors to the studio burst open, and it started off a chain reaction of excitement, for the staff and Porn actors of DESPERADO Inc. Waltzing in, done up to the nines, in a stylish Hello Kitty Jump suit in black and pink was none other than Miss Inga Snoggleblom. Covergirl of the Oil of Ole’ range of bull cum beauty products, but also European ambassador for Hello Kitty. Heads popped out of the various sound stages and offices, and from the makeup department, Phillipe gave out a girly squeal, and ran out to greet his favourite porn starlet. “Miss Inga…You’re back!” His voice was reaching dizzy new heights, and he could barely contain his excitement. He was wearing super tight black leather pants, and a loud tropical shirt, that looked like someone had taken a macaw and shot it upon yellow coloured fabric. Inga went into the routine double air kisses, and then held up her new Gucci sports bag, complete with a tiny Pomeranian doggy. It stuck its head out and growled viciously at the airy fairy Stylist. “Ooo what a cute poochie. When did you get the doggy?” Phillipe enquired, drawing back his fingers, for fear of them being bitten off. “When I sworez off menz. He is helping me fill my inner needz to be a Mother.” Surprised by this revelation, Phillipe bent forward and whispered. “You prefer the taco to the sausage?” Curious for the answer, to see if Inga had suddenly become a man hating Lesbian. Inga gave a light shrug, and contemplated before answering. “All I know is men is troublez…and I do the porn..but that is it. This is acting.”- Inga waved her hand casually, like it didn’t matter. Phillipe chuckled and gave her arm a light punch- “When you see what is on offer today….hehehe, I so wish he was doing me.” Appearing stunned by this, and wondering what he meant, she allowed him to lead her off to makeup.
Passing by the Director’s office, Ivor Rissen was just finishing up a conference call on skype, when he heard the chatter of Inga and her stylist, Phillipe. He immediately excused himself, and got up from his chair so fast, that he near knocked it flying. “INGA!”- He yelled out, chasing her from his office down to where they were about to go into the makeup room. Ivor was eager to have Inga back on the set, being that she was a world famous starlet, for many reasons. He reached for both her hands and brought them up to his lips, kissing both, before shaking her hands vigorously. “Welcome back, Miss Inga. How we have all missed you here at DESPERADO. I want to be the first to congratulate you on your success overseas with Oil of Ole’…and of course, Hello Kitty.”- The small Pomeranian snarled and bared its teeth at the Director, who at first wanted to punt it flying across the room, then decided not to upset his favourite star. “Cute…little puppy you have there.” Snapping his fingers, one of his assistants came darting out of the production office, where they had been setting up the many recording machines for today’s shoot. “Take the puppy to the back room, and make sure it has everything a little star puppy could want. “ Secretly, he was thinking of a bag, a brick and a river, but…he didn’t wish to upset Inga. Inga let the assistant take the bag and patted her hair as he showered her with praise. “You arez to kind, Ivor.” Ivor clapped his hands and then his face became serious, as he wished to discuss today’s shoot. “Now, I know Nuns with Bad Habits, we had the issue of the limp dick star.” At this point, Phillipe was trying to drag Inga in to start her makeup and hair, but on the hearing of the episode with the Priest porn actor, he rolled his eyes, stating: “You got more action than Inga here.” Ivor frowned, but his cheeks did go a rosy red. “Yes…well. Enough about that. I have…a new movie. Called simply. “Le Cock” Phillipe started to make a weee sound, and Inga stared between them. “What you meanz…Le Cock?” Ivor burst out laughing and spun on his heel, heading off to the other star’s dressing room. “You’ll see!” Phillipe finally got Inga into the makeup chair and chuckled as he got in behind her and started to play with her hair. Staring straight in the mirror, she asked Phillipe. “What is this Le Cock?” Phillipe tried to suppress another giggle. “In English, I think it means. THE COCK.” Biting her lip, she tried to imagine, what was attached to Le Cock.
Out on the sound stage, the setting that was being prepared by the props department was of a laneway in France, with cafe chairs and cobble stone streets. Obviously, this was to be a French Porn, which was just dandy, since Inga knew a little French, however, she was unsure of just who was playing Le Cock. When Inga had her makeup and hair done, she was then shown her costume, which was a very sheer floral dress that had a split up the side, and with nine inch heels, in red, she would definitely be showing some leg. Her props were a basket of wine and French breads with fake cheeses, and the script detail was she was a young girl who had been to the market, to get her Grandmother food for dinner. It all seemed above board, except there was no bedroom in this scene, the sex acts would be done standing up against a wall. Nothing really out of the ordinary…but..what about this Le Cock? Phillipe ushered her out onto set, much to the delight of her crew and they all went about checking the lighting, while she set down the basket, and quickly adjusted her lace thong. Wriggling about, she heard a very rich, heavy accented man come up behind her and breathe on the back of her neck. “I am Jacque Le Coq…otherwise known as…Le Cock.” He then gave a light…hip thrust, so she felt something VERY large press against her cotton covered ass cheeks. Freezing momentarily, like she had just been rubbed against by an elephant, she sucked in a breath….”Ooo!” The Director came out of his office and up to the sound stage, clapping for everyone to get in their places. “Come along…time is money. AHHH Jacque…you have met Miss Inga. Wonderful. “But by the look on her face, she was now scared of Le Cock. “Uhm…Ivor?. .. Hello?…can we talkz?” Course, Ivor was already getting in behind the camera, and she quickly snatched up the basket as the lights blazed on the set.
The French music starts to play in the background and Inga tries to put on her best face, with dazzling smile, all the while cringing internally about the presumably well hung Jacque. He was dressed as of all things, a footballer who had just finished a game. All grimy and dirty, marks of mud on his face and arms. He had very few lines, since he really didn’t need them.
“Mademoiselle, permettez-moi de porter votre panier. Je suis sur mon chemin à la maison prendre une douche hors tout cela … la saleté et la crasse. Peut-être, vous pouvez venir .. frotter mon dos.”
(translation: “Miss, allow me to carry your basket. I am on my way home to shower off all this…dirt and grime. Perhaps, you can come..scrub my back.”)
With the camera rolling, and Inga knew her lines, and how she was supposed to act, she turns and then drops her basket, scattering the contents all over the stone floor. Wincing, behind her blonde locks, she bends over to start picking up the groceries, when suddenly Jacque is right in behind her, ripping back her cotton frock and seizing her ass cheeks tight, spreading them.
“OUI!” Inga cries out, as really that was her only line….and word.
It was then, she felt the mighty head of his massive cock try to push into her. Inga couldn’t believe how big it was, and made a cry that even had all the other stars come to see the fuss. He was huge…no…He was ENORMOUS. Other assistants urged for the remaining staff to be silent, as they continued to film the action. Inga’s full breasts rupturing free from her fine cotton dress, bouncing back and forth hard, as the French Le Cock, took her hard. She even had to reach for one of the chairs, to keep her from falling forward.
But it seemed her cries were heard by her latest little friend. For all of a sudden, her Pomeranian had escaped from the back store room and came racing up, barking its head off, seeing his Mistress being fucked by Le Cock. Since Le Cock was so taken with rutting Inga from behind, it would be too late, when he realised the tiny Dog was able to jump up and bit his balls.
“AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!” he cried out, releasing Inga from his hold and twirling around with the dog hanging between his legs.
“Get it off!”
The studio went into meltdown, while Inga tried to stagger off the stage, holding her ass, which was positively throbbing from being taken by Le Cock. The Director, Ivan was screaming at the Dog, and his assistant’s to separate the two, but it had turned into something of a circus. Jacque’s member, quickly deflated, as he decided to squash the dog, by letting his knees give way and flattening him under his ass. The crew fell silent, as the dog made a weak yelp and then no more. Horrified, by the turn of events, and the killing of the dog, Inga staggered to her changing room, chased after by a perplexed Phillipe.
“Ingy…you were great! Pity about your puppy. Does this mean you have still given up on men?”
At this point, the idea of becoming a lesbian, was very tempting, for our Inga, as she clutched her rear. “That was not a cock…that waz a …a….a French nuclear missile! That should be illegal!” She seemed to be in so much pain, she had forgotten all about her flattened puppy. <3>
iShatteredSanity: -Whispers about an event at the Deathclub began to echo in every corner of Prague, rumors about a Halloween party. The theme was not fixed, so pretty much everyone could dress in any way they saw fit; that was all that was heard. As for the owner of the club, he merely allowed those rumors to spread since they only served as a mean of advertising after all. And so that week had passed while the whispers turned into low voices, all of that before the final showdown in Saturday night. Nothing had changed inside the club, except for the decoration. A few flamethrowers were added on a few columns and on the old generators. Machines that created fire sparks on the laser beams above the DJ booth. The red neon sign outside that read ‘Deathclub’ had changed slightly for the occasion with a red neon witch hat on top of the letter ‘D’. And that was pretty much it. The rest of the decoration and machinery was there, the massive coils on the two sides of the main floor and filled it with harmless electricity that was attached on every organic and metallic object nearby, the plasma tube that was surrounded by the 4 cages for the dancers, the frozen water snow alike effect that fell from the ceiling of the bar, the matrix walls on the stairs that led on the upper level and on the toilets, the smoke machines and last the led lights on the dancefloor; they were as usual. Everything was ready. The music loud enough to make the very ground shake and perhaps make some people think that the speakers could blow them away with a blast of bass as they walked before them. Yeah, pretty much the same as usual. The two bouncers outside, Ivan and Nikolai, were outside earlier than usual and this time they were dressed up. Oh yeah, they were both dressed up as the creature that was created by Dr. Frankenstein in Boris Karloff’s novel. Grunting every now and then but finally making peace with their outfits, they actually began to like them and even joked with each other, teasing each other as well. Inside. Some of the staff was already in place, everyone dressed up in their own liking. And Helena could not miss the chance to dress up like something that many people had called her in the past. Well, not exactly as one could call her, but another version of it. She was known as a She Devil, but this night she was dressed like the Devil himself. She decided that for once she could act as a man and dress like one, but that could not be said for poor Anna who was dressed up like an angel with stripped wings and a collar around her neck that was tugged by the leash every time the suit wearing Devil was tugging it. It was actually funny to watch them like that, especially Helena in that suit since she was used to wearing less clothes on her and reveal more of her skin with no shame in the slightest, yet Anna enjoyed it. While the other nights the Mistress and her sub were behind the doors of the office, this night they were actually relaxing on the chill lounge on the main floor while having a few drinks. || Outside the club the familiar screeching sound of the brakes could be heard as Demetrios arrived at the club with his Ducati monster. Ivan and Nikolai turned their heads and looked at him, finally being able to have a short conversation with him since there was nobody nearby.- [Ivan.] “Good afternoon boss.” –The Russian said and Demetrios looked at him in the corner of his eye as he removed his helmet and placed it on the steering wheel.- [Demetrios.] “Come on Ivan, you know that you two of all people can call me by my name.” –Demetrios said and slowly unzipped his leather jacket and removed it, revealing his own attire for the party; that of the Grim Reaper.- [Nikolai.] “The Grim Reaper, Death. So fitting b—” –Nikolai coughed.- “I mean, Demetrios.” –Demetrios looked at Nikolai with a devious smirk on his face and patted his shoulder.- [Demetrios.] “You should see my scythe. Alexandros will bring it in any moment.” –He said and tossed his jacket on his motorcycle, patting Ivan’s shoulder as well as they both nodded.- [Ivan.] “So, Demetrios. Why do you still keep it secret?” –Ivan asked and Demetrios looked at him.- [Demetrios.] “There are a few who know who I really am, but nobody except for you two, Helena and maybe Mia know everything. I would like that to stay as it is, but the time that I will come forward is nigh.” –Demetrios said and patted their shoulders again before taking a few steps forward and turned around to see them, taking out a cigarette from his robes and proceeding to light it but Ivan was faster.- “Thank you, old friend.” –He said and inhaled the smoke, releasing it afterwards.- [Ivan.] “You are welcome. And we understand.” –Ivan said.- [Nikolai.] “We understand.” –Nikolai said as well before they all turned their heads to look at a taxi coming closer in high speed. The taxi stopped right in front of the entrance where Demetrios, Ivan and Nikolai looked at the driver who nodded at them. They all nodded back and looked at the one who walked outside the taxi and slammed the door close.- [Alexandros.] “Thanks Niko, see you soon.” –Alexandros said and the taxi took off. Then he looked at them all and nodded.- “Hey, are you catching up or is there any good gossip?” –He said and walked closer to them. Demetrios looked at Alexandros who was dressed like Noctis Regis from the video game Final Fantasy Versus XIII and held the buster like sword that Noctis used and also one massive crimson scythe that he gave to Demetrios.- “And by the way, this is yours.” –He said and handed the scythe to Demetrios who took it with a devilish smirk on his face. Alexandros walked closer to the bouncers while Demetrios was swinging the massive scythe around.- “Mind you that this is from Trinity Blood. You break it, you pay it. I love that one.” –Alexandros said and Ivan and Nikolai looked at each other, wondering what he had just said.- “But yeah, you are the Grim Reaper, I am the badass Noctis. Bitches will be tripping tonight, I am telling you man.” –He said and looked at Demetrios who had stopped swinging the scythe and shrugged his shoulders.- [Demetrios.] “Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever man. Thanks. Now, lets get inside. We need to do something on the office first.” –He said and looked at Ivan and Nikolai.- “I will see you again soon.” –He said and the two bouncers nodded their heads as Demetrios grabbed his jacket and along with Alexandros walked inside the club and headed towards the office where they had a discussion about the imminent actions of the Russians with Nikolai, Viktor’s father, for the leader. || And so the time was finally there, 11:50 pm. Ivan and Nikolai looked at the crowd that had began to gather shortly after Demetrios and Alexandros had walked inside.- [Nikolai.] “You know how it goes, IDs, licenses, passports, or get the fuck away.” –He said as he clapped his hands a few times and along with Ivan began checking the IDs of the costume wearing customers. Jason, Freddy, The Crow, Samara, even the Dracula himself and a few other characters from horror movies began walking inside. And so the night began, very promising right from the start.-
CharlotteCarrendar: Saturday night. Halloween. The night when dark creatures rise from their graves, their tombs. The witches cauldron bubbles and boils, while naked witches, cackle curse and scream, naked, their chants raise to the night sky. The streets of Prague, packed with folk, streaming out of houses, the pumpkins lit, as All Hallow’s eve spreads it magic across the very lands of the ancient. Superstitious, the fearful, celebrate with the believers in all things dark. No better time to be alive, when Satan’s children are out to have the time of their lives. The Death Club night, was sure to be one that would be remembered, as the staff had already organised, how they would dress, to impress the drinkers, Helena and the other guests. But behind the bar, not just our usual crew, for there are two more. Its going to be a crush, but hella fun. The door from the back storage area opens, and laughter is heard, as Nikolas swans out, wearing his bright canary yellow Hello Dolly dress, complete with over the top hat, long flowing blonde locks, his parasol, held over his right shoulder. Matching pumps, and a full ribbon bow, lace trim around the neckline, his tanned skin in contrast. It was like a fruit meriange had exploded. He certainly had trouble, walking on heels, the train of his dress caught up with a loop around his wrist. “I’m a lady.”- He gushed, his blush on a bit too harsh, lipstick well out the lines, and he got a bit on his teeth. You then hear a cackle, as out from the crowd, a tall witch’s hat is seen, its point going up up, and and a wicked grin, beneath the fine lace veil. Carrying her broom, she swoops behind the bar, and up to the Merry Ms Nikolas, chortling, “You’re a freakin’ fruit salad.”- Dixie raises her right hand that has a large spider hanging from her wrist on a fine web line. She jiggles her arm, so the spider jumps up and down. “Don’t look now Miss Muffet, this spider is about to curdle your whey…Boogie Ooogie Ooogie!”- she threw her head back laughing, and snatched up the soda gun, pointing it menacingly at Nikolas. “Wet Dress competition anyone?’- Nikolas flailed, as he raised his skirts and tried to get to the other side of the bar, when Maggie stepped out, decked out as Columbia from the Rocky Horror Picture show. “Aye, Skippy, Don’t be wetting the quare yoke, last thing I need is ‘im all smellin’ manke the whole night? Now, tell me, do I look half rotten, in this get up..Hi!”- Dixie set back down the soda gun in its holder, and tilted her head back and forth, the witches hat tipping this way and that, a fine veil of spider webs trailing through her hair. “Still look like your stuffing your jugs in too tight a package…but…yeah, it works.”- Maggie went after Nikolas, who was getting his parasol caught in the overhead glass holder unit, and she was trying to get him to polish the lipstick off his front teeth. “Stall the Ball!” -she exclaimed, trying to get Nikolas to hold still.- ” Ya gobshite, hold still or do I have to schkelp ya, into this. You acting a right gombeen, ya know that?” Nikolas didn’t understand a word that Maggie said, but with her in that sexy getup, of a black corset, matching panties, suspenders, fishnets, tall stillettos, and the feather boa, she was a right treat. “Yes Ma’am”- Just outside, in the back pick up facility, a car is driven in, allowed by the security team, and its a pink car, covered in hello Kitty. The door opens and a very plastique looking bunny girl with pink and white streaked hair, done in a long plait, that is draped over her left shoulder emerges. “Hullo vellas…I danke you vor letting me putz dhe car ‘ere” -she gives a large secruity door man a kiss on the cheek, her fake fur ears actually move, and flip forward, while her bunny tail is also animated, wiggling like she was ready to be chased through the farmer’s field. “Welcome back, Miss Inga…and d’awwwwe shucks.”- he blushed, patting the spot, marked with her gloss pink lipstick. She trots off as you hear the sound of the garage doors closing, her car safely in the bay, near one of the delivery trucks. Dixie, who had gone out back to check the beer stock, suddenly sees the vision in black and hot pink and squeals loudly. “ROCKY!”-she skitters over and evelopes her in a big hug, her spiders flying about as the witch bounces her small buxom swedish buddy around. “You made it! Oh my god…I LOVE THE OUTFIT!”- she releases Inga, who does a small skip and twirl, bending over to slap her own ass, her tail wiggling away. “I am a Playboy bunny, yah?” – Dixie smacks her ass hard and says. “WABBIT SEASON! Mwahahaha!”- The two joke around, before both walking arm in arm behind the bar, where they get ready for the flood of halloween dressed patrons. Maggie is shocked to see the buxom starlet, arrive through the back door of the bar, and goes fan girl when she catches sight of Inga wearing the playboy bunny plastique fit. “Seriously, lass, you’re looking deadly in that there fit. So much class, its sizzlin’, hi!”- Inga doesn’t really know Maggie and looks up at Dixie for reassurance. Dixie grins from beneath her webbing veil and says out of the corner of her mouth. “Just..smile and nod…and say “Aye” a few times.” Inga blinks, then shrugs her shoulders, getting with the programme. “Aye?” – Dixie sets down her broom, so its not in the way, and smacks her hands together. “Let’s get to work! And Nik…put that canary yellow parasol away, please? We don’t need to have all the glasses come smashing down on us while we serve.” <3>
LadyBelz: Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand, creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize the neighbourhood…but in this case, they would settled for getting into the door of Deathclub. It had been all over town that tonight was a Halloween-themed event and people had been raiding costume shops all over the city for costumes. Luckily for Mia, she had found her own costume earlier in the week, still in a good mood after hanging about with Dix, Mags, Jess and Nick at the costume shop. Covered up in her favourite trench, she rode her bike through the alley to the back of the club before heading inside. No one was about as she took the back stairs, walking passed Helena’s office as she headed for her dressing room. Hanging her coat away, she turned to check herself in the mirror, making sure her props were secure to her hip and quickly running her fingers through her hair. It had been some time since she had taken on a client, usually leaving it to the other girls to handle while she did her routines on the main floor, but she was in the mood tonight to make someone’s fantasy come true. Nodding to herself, she headed back out to the landing overlooking the main floor and waited for the evening to start.
LuciL: After buying her Halloween costume on Thursday, Sabina was left to find the rest of her accessories to go with the outfit and to be ready by Saturday night. It was to be normal business hours at the Deathclub but with Halloween following in the next week, the club had arranged for a theme party for the staff and patrons to participate in its activities. Sabina had bought the horns (that were sitting underneath a white halo) and the swinging tail that would be situated between her bum cheeks the thought had made the Romanian woman laugh as she carried her shopping bags home. Randall was already waiting for her at the top of the stairs and gestured her for him to follow him back to his apartment. He had later explained that he had been enlisted into the U.S army and was returning to the states the next day. It had shocked Sabina to put it mildly but she kept herself calm and composed and wished him well. She was given his dog tags and his clear attentions of wanting to sleep with her one last time but she could not give it. She was still sensitive and thinking over the past Sunday and Monday with Marrok. Fortunately Miho had randomly arrived at the apartment and rescued her friend who had given Randall a bittersweet goodbye. ~~~ Saturday had arrived and Sabina had spent her afternoon getting herself ready for the night. She had no routine made for tonight but she was certain that she would probably choose one of the poles this time to give her more swing especially after downing a couple of those delicious Black Russians. Miho had made no mention of visiting the Deathclub tonight something along the lines of ‘Skype chat with the family back home’ had been her reason why it made Sabina smile and a little sad that she did not have the luxury of such comfortable family roots. 11pm and Sabina was sitting down at the vanity table in her bedroom and brushing out the newly curled pink hair down her back, she already had her quick shower as a final attempt to ease down her muscles, fortunately since last Sunday the tenderness of her lower body had calmed down to a normal level and she wasn’t walking like she had just rode a horse. Laid out on her bed was her costume, though it looked more like black strips of latex including the rope inspired boots that would be wrapping around her legs. Sabina would not be wearing any underwear tonight, she could not afford to not with the succubus costume that had eagerly bought. Changing into the attire, the latex squeaked as it was eased onto her curvy frame, Sabina giggled shortly to herself as she grabbed the black latex sticker and covered her right nipple with it, fluffing out her hair, Sabina slipped the black horns headband onto her head and attached the demonic black tail to the handcuff inspired belt that adorned her hips. Swinging around in front of the full length mirror, Sabina curled her lips approving of herself and finished her accessories with the newly bought black and gold choker, chain bracelet, bdsm printed armband and her usual ‘money’ garters to her thighs. Her lips were painted blood red and eyelids charcoal, blowing a kiss to herself Sabina sashayed out of her apartment, bumping into an elderly lady who gasped indignant at her attire “Happy Halloween dear!” Sabina cooed at her before laughing and exitting out into the street. The ride to the Deathclub was quiet as Raduz was too busy fawning over the succubus in his passenger seat, Sabina caught sight of his stare and swatted him before stepping out “I saw that hungry look! Have you forgotten succubus are killers” She laughed again as she headed towards the door where the two Frankenstein’s creations awaited her “Oh don’t you look absolutely hot” Sabina purred, picking up her tail and playfully hitting the legs of both Ivan and Nikolai “See you boys” She waved at them both and stepped inside. The music was heavy and blaring through the speakers, Sabina caught sight of the blue hair bitch that had Evzen as her new sugar daddy dressed up as a school skirt looking as scanty as Sabina did. Ignoring her glare, Sabina headed towards the bar, her mind already screaming for her favourite drink. She bit down a laugh seeing the male bartender who had served her wearing a bright yellow gown complete with the hat and parasol, while the redheaded woman who called her lass the last Saturday was looking extremely oozing in a red and black corset attire. Dixie and Inga had taken the side both looking gorgeous and inviting in both witch and bunny costumes. Smiling at the redhead, Sabina leaned against the bar “I never got your name from last Saturday honey and a black Russian for me please”
Tikool: Melissa readies herself as it’s that time again, she barely got to meet the boss but it was closing time and she was way past drunk, not way past cool. Melissa hits play on her iPhone 4 as the song –Ready to go- plays. Dancing to the beat she grabs her black like jacket and puts it on over her white tee, grabbing her faded jeans to the movement of the music she jumps into the with ease smiling the whole way as the music jumps into overdrive. “ Cause I’m ready to goo, is that a yes or no? Cause I’m ready to GOOOOO “ Yes, shes’ singing, and singing loud as hey light voice is heard out the room and a stranger walks by nodding his head to the beat. Wrapping her small bookbag with a costume of her picking, a fox get up she smiles. “ I’ll pop this on when I get there.” Jumping into her white k-swiss she stops infront of her mirror and smirks as she feels much more comfy tonight. After having a good laugh after taking a random video of a rather guy dancing in a bra and other things he should NOT have been wearing she shakes her butt to the beat as she walks out dialing the cab. Still singing walking into the lobby people stare as Melissa simply walks to the front of the hotel and finishes her song waiting for the cab to pull up. “ Standing on the roof tops shouting OUT. Baby I’m ready to go From the roof tops shouting OUT” The cab pulls up, Melissa jumps in, he pulls off as she sings not caring if she’s looking awkward. The camera fades as the last thing heard is “ I’m BACK and ready to go, SHOUT IT OUT.” Minutes later Melissa stands at the door, showing her ID to the guards and being let in, her mind is still singing as she walks in to a beat of her own, ready to meet the boss, unsure of what to expect. But she’s happy, she’s ready, and … she was singing in her head… Ready to go is her theme song for tonight. And she’s going to make it her best night ever. A flash of thought hits her and she runs into the bathroom to change, she thought about it and remembered to bring her outfit, but in the mist of everything she was jamming to her song too much to go to the restroom first.
CharlotteCarrendar: Melissa readies herself as it’s that time again, she barely got to meet the boss but it was closing time and she was way past drunk, not way past cool. Melissa hits play on her iPhone 4 as the song –Ready to go- plays. Dancing to the beat she grabs her black like jacket and puts it on over her white tee, grabbing her faded jeans to the movement of the music she jumps into the with ease smiling the whole way as the music jumps into overdrive. “ Cause I’m ready to goo, is that a yes or no? Cause I’m ready to GOOOOO “ Yes, shes’ singing, and singing loud as hey light voice is heard out the room and a stranger walks by nodding his head to the beat. Wrapping her small bookbag with a costume of her picking, a fox get up she smiles. “ I’ll pop this on when I get there.” Jumping into her white k-swiss she stops infront of her mirror and smirks as she feels much more comfy tonight. After having a good laugh after taking a random video of a rather guy dancing in a bra and other things he should NOT have been wearing she shakes her butt to the beat as she walks out dialing the cab. Still singing walking into the lobby people stare as Melissa simply walks to the front of the hotel and finishes her song waiting for the cab to pull up. “ Standing on the roof tops shouting OUT. Baby I’m ready to go From the roof tops shouting OUT” The cab pulls up, Melissa jumps in, he pulls off as she sings not caring if she’s looking awkward. The camera fades as the last thing heard is “ I’m BACK and ready to go, SHOUT IT OUT.” Minutes later Melissa stands at the door, showing her ID to the guards and being let in, her mind is still singing as she walks in to a beat of her own, ready to meet the boss, unsure of what to expect. But she’s happy, she’s ready, and … she was singing in her head… Ready to go is her theme song for tonight. And she’s going to make it her best night ever. A flash of thought hits her and she runs into the bathroom to change, she thought about it and remembered to bring her outfit, but in the mist of everything she was jamming to her song too much to go to the restroom first. (repost, rp in session, Valk to post next)
iShatteredSanity: -Helena who was sitting comfortably on a chair down at the chill lounge, she was checking out the whole club, this time from a closer look and her own eyes instead of those monitors. Anna was sitting on the floor, having her head patted and petted by her mistress.- [Helena.] “Last time we were down here we had some fun. Lets see if anything is going to happen tonight.” –Helena said and leaned closer to Anna, planting a kiss on her lips as Anna nodded.- [Anna.] “I am ready Mistress.” –She replied and Helena planted another kiss while patting her head.- [Helena.] “Good girl. You make me very happy.” –Helena said and leaned back on her seat as Anna rest her head on Helena’s lap. And who could forget what had happened on that lounge some time ago? With the poor fellow who had tried to get a blowjob from Helena and she pretty much turned his dick into salami. Ahhhh, good times, very good times. || Upstairs in the owner’s office. Demetrios and Alexandros had finished talking about the threat that the Russians posed and had come up with a good plan that would require Alexandros’ skills with the computers once more. Of course Alexandros was glad to do something like that, so he did not say no. Since people had began to walk in, Demetrios decided that it was time to get going.- [Demetrios.] “Come, it’s time to go down there.” –He said and Alexandros nodded his head.- [Alexandros.] “Yeah, I could use a drink. Lets go.” –Alexandros said and placed the massive buster like sword with the engine on his back.
Demetrios held his own massive scythe in his right hand and swung it a few times, actually enjoying it a lot.
[Demetrios.] “I am so loving this.” –He said and Alexandros pushed the door open while shaking his head.- [Alexandros.] “Give a new toy to a baby, it sure is fun.” –He said and looked at Demetrios who was about to tackle him, but Alexandros dashed and flipped Demetrios off. Demetrios flipped Alexandros back and laughed for a few moments.- [Demetrios.] “You are such an asshole.” –He said and laughed again, approaching Alexandros who waited for him.- [Alexandros.] “Yeah, I am an asshole. An adorable one. Don’t forget the adorable part.” –Alexandros said with a pouty face.- [Demetrios.] “Fine, fine, fine. You are adorkable. And you are welcome.” –He said and Alexandros shrugged his shoulders.- [Alexandros.] “I can live with that. Now, a drink.” –He said and they both headed towards the bar from the upper level. Looking at the staff, Alexandros arched an eyebrow.- “I thought that there was one man there. Unless… Oh, there he is. Oh, I am so going to love this.” –Alexandros said and had a devilish smirk on his face, but Demetrios merely shrugged his shoulders.- [Demetrios.] “Have fun.” –He said as they finally approached the bar and Alexandros sat on a stool, looking around before looking at Nick.- [Alexandros.] “Hey doll, can I get a beer please?” –He asked and licked his lips while winking at him. Demetrios facepalmed and shook his head as he looked at Dixie, licking his lips and admiring her looks in that outfit.- [Demetrios.] “Could your bewitching grace honor me with a drink? And a kiss as well?” –Demetrios asked and leaned closer to Dix. || Meanwhile outside. Ivan and Nikolai who were indeed intimidating, were checking the IDs, licenses and passports of those who wished to enter, but they were alerted since with the clothing one could bring a weapon inside, so they made a preliminary check before the bouncers inside would pay more attention.- [Ivan.] “Come on people, there are more of you who want to get in. Move your asses.” –He shouted while clapping his hands since some customers were slower than a welded turtle.-
CharlotteCarrendar: Looking a right canary coloured drag queen with a five o clock shadow, and the most ridiculous sparkly blue eyeshadow, he battered his fake lashes at Sabina as she approached the bar. In a voice that was a few notes higher than usual, and with gloved hands, in the cleanest white, he wipes the bar top where Sabina takes her seat. Looking fabulous with nipple tape and the oh so tight latex ensemble, he even finds himself oddly attracted to the Succubus like tease. “Ooooo Suffering succotashe…its a Succubus, come to suck the souls out of us…..thank god, I’m a lady, wicked temptress.”- He pulled out a fan from his little hanging bag purse, and snapped it open, fanning his face madly. Maggie, adjusted her corset, trying to poke her breasts back down a bit more, cause she is showing a bit of nip. Sabina tries to get her attention, through the sound of the pumping sound speakers, all around the bar. “I never got your name from last Saturday honey and a black Russian for me please” Maggie, smiled, seeing as someone was actually being nice to her. Dixie and Inga, well they were already back in sync, working the bar, like the pros they were, twirling bottles, pouring shots, and ever so often, Dixie woud cackle and threaten to put a spell on a customer. Maggie started to make up the black russian, and with a wink, slid the glass over to Sabina, chuckling with her wicked Irish slang. “I be Maggie Malone, or simply Mags to my horses…Eh, you lookin’ like a deadly feek in that…eh, do those tape things hurt ya nips when you rip em off?”- she enquired, her facial expression showing sincerity. Nikolas was now doing cat paws at another male punter, who was stuffing a fifty note into Nikolas’s dress top. “Oh…you naughty boy. I don’t just show off my bloomers to the first man to wave a euro….hehehehe.”- ~wave fanning madly. ~ His attention suddenly taken up by Alexandros, “Hey doll, can I get a beer please?” Nikolas showed a saucy smile from behind the fan, then set it down as he handled the beer tap like he was stroking a cock, all the while licking the air. “Anything…for you…Big Boy.” Dixie saw this and hissed at Nikolas like a mad cat. “Fairyyyy.”- Course, Dixie’s temper would be reigned in by the arrial of Dem. “Could your bewitching grace honor me with a drink? And a kiss as well?” –Dixie giggled and then cackled, as she held up a shrunken head. “Boogie oogie oogie…I will make you a wicked brew, then cast my spell on you…*cackles wildly*…but first, dare to kiss the Witch?”- she leant forward and planted a kiss on his lips softly, then went back to make his grey goose, and a few vodka shots, all the while winking at him slyly. <3>
LadyBelz: The club began to fill and Mia decided it was time to get a drink. She headed to the bar, via the main staircase, nodding to a few recognizable faces. She sincerely hoped there wasn’t an incident like the last time. She would hate to have to kick someone else’s ass, although she enjoyed kicking the shit out of that guy. Someone dressed as Hercules from the Disney cartoon stepped into her path and halted her progres. Her first thought was “Oh, here we go again.” She cocked a hip, placing one hand as she stared at the man. “Oh my God! It is you! I thought I was seeing things!” the man gushed. Frowning, Mia stared at him, wondering who in the hell he thought she looked like. “I beg your pardon?” she stated. “Could I have your autograph? I loved you when you played Xena and I thought you were fucking awesome when you were on Battlestar Galactica although they could have fleshed out your character a little more. Any chance of a Xena movie in the future? Are you still friends with Kevin Sorbo? Did you guys date at all?” The man’s questions kept coming faster and faster and realizing what he was going on about, Mia started laughing out loud. She slapped a hand over the man’s runaway mouth to stop him. “First of all, I’m flattered that you *think* I look like her. But I’m not her. This is my Halloween costume for the evening. I’m Mia.” she explained. At the mention of her name, his eyes widened even more and he practically yanked her hand away from his mouth. “OH MY GOD!! YOU ARE MY FAVORITE STRIPPER IN THIS PLACE!! Can I have your autograph anyway?” he grinned, bouncing up and down in place like an eager puppy. Laughing and shaking her head, she agreed. He handed her a Sharpie pen and turned away from her, bending over and flipping up the back of his costume, exposing his thong covered ass for the whole club to see. Chuckling in amusement, she signed her first name and then bent over and kissed his ass, leaving a lipstick-covered imprint of her lips on the rounded cheek just over her name. She patted his other cheek to indicate she was finished and the man nearly spun on the spot, shouting for everyone to hear; “MIA KISSED MY ASS!! MIA KISSED MY ASS!! I AM NEVER WASHING THIS OFF AND I’M GOING TO HAVE IT MADE INTO A TATTOO!!” And he went running out of the club, much to everyone’s amusement. Chuckling, Mia continued to the bar, squeezing in next to Alex and grinning at Nick when she spotted his costume. “Well Good Golly, Ms Dolly, how about a Margarita?” she ordered, dropping a ten-spot into his “cleavage”.
LuciL: The different costumes flooding through the front doors excited Sabina, it seemed the entire club including its loyal patrons were getting into the swing of things when it came to All Hallows eve and she could feel it press against her body. Sabina overheard the male bartender coo out towards her, she tilted her head towards him and burst out laughing as he was fanning himself over “Ooooo Suffering succotashe…its a Succubus, come to suck the souls out of us…..thank god, I’m a lady, wicked temptress.” Squeezing her breasts together, Sabina mocked a curtsy as she took a seat, playing along with his game “Even mademoiselles get seduced and their souls sucked dry” She remarked in a teasing tone and turned her attention back to the redhead who was making up the Black Russian for her. Her breasts suddenly more popping than usual in the corset and it tempted Sabina to take her own corset-designed nails and rake them over the smooth leather. The Irish woman winked towards Sabina and slid the glass to her which the Romanian all happily took into her left hand and took her first sip sighing out contently as she tasted the vodka within the drink. “I be Maggie Malone, or simply Mags to my horses…Eh, you lookin’ like a deadly feek in that…eh, do those tape things hurt ya nips when you rip em off?”- Her name was Maggie, Sabina noted down to remember this and giggled hearing her question “I have no idea my dear Maggie, believe it or not this is my first time I’m wearing a nipple sticker” Sabina shook her pink hair out of her face still chuckling as she took another sip from the drink. She almost spat it out when she saw the male bartender tease one of the Greek boys who was dressed up like an anime character, Sabina having no clue what anime or manga was like wished Miho was here. Miho would love to see his costume and tell Sabina who the hell he was dressed up as. Taking another drink, Sabina giggled into her glass hearing Dixie call out “Fairyyy” to the male bartender just as Mia made her way to the bar all decked out as the famous warrior princess herself. Elsewhere some loud overexcited loud bloke was screaming “MIA KISSED MY ASS!! MIA KISSED MY ASS!! I AM NEVER WASHING THIS OFF AND I’M GOING TO HAVE IT MADE INTO A TATTOO!!” Sabina arched a pierced eyebrow towards the Deathclub queen and grinned at her cheekily “You did what now Mia?” Her dark eyes approving of Mia’s costume.
Tikool: Melissa steps into the rest room and throws her back pack off, grabbing small red pieces of clothes she takes off her jacket and jeans and shoes, slipping on her tiny red top and matching bottoms she plants fox ears on her her. Looking In the mirror and fixes the ears making sure they are even, then pulling out huge red and black emo boots and smirking. “ Damn… hope I fit in.” Slipping in the boots she poses looking into the mirror pulls out the final piece of her get up, a white feather looking cloth. Placing it on her right hip she’s finally ready to enjoy the night and hopefully talk to the boss about DJing. Melissa finally steps out into the club again, scanning the bar she does a look as she hears “ MIA KISSED MY ASS “ shaking her head as it confused the red off her face she walks to the bar. Feeling good and still dancing to the beat in her head, she sings to herself sitting at the bar “ Sitting at the bar, shouting out, I’m ready for RUM” Playing around with the song in her head as those are NOT the correct lyrics she nods her head to her own beat waiting to have a drink completely gone almost in a daze.
iShatteredSanity: -A soft purr like sound parted Demetrios’ lips as Dix’s lips made contact with his. That was his addiction, his drug, and he wanted that, he craved for that, he needed that. Once the kiss was over, the game with their eyes started. Winking back at Dix, Demetrios patiently waited for her to come back with his drink and shots. Of course he had noticed that Mia had arrived, dressed up like Xena from the TV series and he was surprised by the similarity to the actor. That was something that even Alexandros had noticed.- [Alexandros.] “Ahhhh… The wet dreams of our teenage years. How many times I jerked off to some lesbian fantasies of Xena and her sidekick, only my hand knows.” –He said to Demetrios, not caring if Mia heard him as she sat next to him. Demetrios could not help himself but laugh and nod his head.- [Demetrios.] “Man, she was, no, she still is some fine piece. But you can keep her, I have someone else now and you don’t want to mess with a witch.” –Demetrios said. Alexandros looked at Dixie and then back at Demetrios.- [Alexandros.] “But you are the Grim Reaper. I thought that witches can’t do a thing to the Grim Reaper. Only his son, Death the Kid went to ask for their help to fight the Kishin at the moon. And…” –He looked at Demetrios who was looking back at him with an eyebrow arched.- [Demetrios.] “Thank you asshole for the spoiler. I was saving the last 20 chapters for later.” –He said and cracked his neck a few times.- [Alexandros.] “Oh, okay. Uhm, my bad then.” –He said and shrugged his shoulders before looking at Mia and poking her side.- “Miss Xena, I am such a fan of yours. You reigned over my perverted fantasies when I was a kid. Thank you.” –He said. Suddenly Demetrios turned his head towards the direction of a voice that shouted “MIA KISSED MY ASS!! MIA KISSED MY ASS!! I AM NEVER WASHING THIS OFF AND I’M GOING TO HAVE IT MADE INTO A TATTOO!!” Demetrios shuddered a bit and shook his head.- [Demetrios.] “I am not going to touch that ass, let alone tattoo that thing on him. No fucking way.” –He said and looked back at Dixie who was pouring the drink and the shots, winking again. || Meanwhile at the chill lounge. Helena and Anna were having a good time, not fucking or licking each other, but rather kissing, caressing and fondling each other. It was still too soon for them, but Helena hoped that she could get some more people to join them later on. And she had already spotted a few chicks on the floor. One blond woman who was dressed like a vampire with some D cup breasts, something that made Helena wonder how well she could suck. A woman with blue hair who was dressed like an alien creature with E cup breasts, something that made Helena wonder if she could survive in the harsh environment of her breasts. And a few more women that made Helena horny as fuck and literally drooling. Anna knew about that and she could not help but snicker.- [Anna.] “Mistress can do anything She wants to me, i will certainly not mind.” –Anna said and kissed Helena’s stomach above her clothes. Helena smiled softly and ran her hand through Anna’s hair.- [Helena.] “I know my dear, I know. And I am grateful to have you.” –Helena said and Anna purred like a small kitten. || Outside. Ivan and Nikolai were checking the ones who wanted to walk in and they did not even stop to fart, so to say. Many people with costumes and only a very few of them without, were getting checked and walked inside when they flashed an ID. But of course there were those who had nothing and they were sent back home and were not allowed to walk inside.- [Nikolai.] “Stupid kids. You know, ID or not go in.” –He mumbled to himself and shook his head while doing his job.-
CharlotteCarrendar: – Dixie smiled at Dem, and said to him through the wall of sound, coming from the DJ stand. “Babe…I gotta do this.”- She went out the back and quickly picked up the phone to the DJ, who answered it right away. “Yo Dix baby…you got this all organised?” – Dixie was like the cat with cream, looking decidely evil as she twirled a black lock of hair. “Oh yeah…when I give the signal…you go!”- The DJ laughed and then you could hear a huge boom, as the music was turned off, and there were flood lights on the centre staging stand. Dixie turned to Inga, and Nikolas and shouted. “Get Maggie up on the stage…she is going to show em what she can do!”- Maggie looked bewildered, pouring a drink and said “Huh?” – Not missing a beat, she dragged Maggie, whose heels clattered on the hard floor, and led her up to the dance area, Nikolas and Inga following close behind, and they took up their places behind the microphone stands, as Maggie got dragged out the front, Dixie being handed a mic from one of the sound specialists. “DEATH CLUB PATRONS…TO CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN, THE CLUB IS PROUD TO PRESENT.. *she looked at her through her web netting and smirked*…MAGGIE MALONE!”- she handed the mic to Maggie and then went to take her place with the others, Nikolas, trying to pull a Euro note out of his cleavage. Maggie gulped, and then held her hand up, since the light was so bright, cast down on her. The DJ, started the music, and Maggie curled her fingers around the mic, raising it to her lips, about to sing.
“I’ll….put a spell on you….and now your mine….You better stop the things that you’re doin’, I said, “Watch out, I ain’t lyin'”, yeah!”- All three behind her were swaying in time, as Maggie moved her arms as though casting a spell on the audience. ” I ain’t gonna take none of your, foolin’ around, I ain’t gonna take none of your, puttin’ me down. *she went waltzing out to the front, and then started to take off her gloves, and toss them at the audience, one at a time, as she purred. “I put a spell on you because you’re mine, all right!”- Dixie cackled and whooped from up the back, and Nikolas lifted his skirts as though it was the can can and flashed a pair of gold lame undies. “Wohoooo!”- Inga near fainted as she danced along side him “Vhat a cock!” <3>
LadyBelz: While waiting for her drink, Mia chuckled as she overheard the conversation between Alex and Dem about their perverted teenage fantasies. Who didn’t dream of Xena and Gabby getting it on? Mia had on more than one occassion, which lead to being bisexual. “Miss Xena, I am such a fan of yours. You reigned over my perverted fantasies when I was a kid. Thank you.” she heard Alex say as he poked her in the side. She ducked away from the probing finger with a small laugh. She hated being poked, she was ticklish, an unknown fact to everyone who knew her. She leaned close to his ear to be heard over the music. “Want me to kiss your ass too?” She grinned and winked at him. Meanwhile, across the club, a man in a Phantom of the Opera costume was watching the bar from the corner he had hidden himself in. Whom he was looking at was unknown, but he wasn’t bothering anyone so he was pretty much left to his own devices. “So Dem, what would you do if that guy came to your shop wanting my lips tattooed to his ass? Would you…service…him?” She teased, emphasizing the word “service” with a wink and a lick of her lips. She loved getting the man riled up when she could. Dixie seemed to bring out his playful side and she was glad to see it. The man clearly didn’t smile enough before she entered his life. And now Mia was proud of the way he seemed to be handling himself these days, not so closed off and unapproachable. She turned in her seat to get a glimpse of Maggie singing and she swayed along with the music, laughing at Nick when he flashed his gold undies at anyone who was looking. “I swear if he wasn’t so hung up on Maggie, I’d wonder if that man was gay. He is entirely too comfortable dressed like that.” she chuckled.
LuciL: Sabina had finished her first glass of the Black Russian overhearing the cartoon dressed Greek young man fawn over Mia’s costume “Miss Xena, I am such a fan of yours. You reigned over my perverted fantasies when I was a kid. Thank you.” Chewing on the cherries that had been spiked on the silver toothpick in her mouth, Sabina chuckled softly under her breath watching as Dixie strode past Maggie shouting to the rest of the bartenders “Get Maggie up on the stage…she is going to show em what she can do!” Sabina arched her eyebrow up again not knowing that Maggie had a hidden talent then again she had just gotten herself acquainted with the Irish woman and watched the four go the main catwalk in the centre of the Deathclub. Turning around in her stool, though keeping an eye on her time knowing she would have to start grabbing her tips. Sabina saw an orange fox-girl sit down at the bar singing loudly “Sitting at the bar, shouting out, I’m ready for RUM” Only one girl Sabina knew that loved her rum. Giggling at how cute Melissa looked, Sabina finished the cherries on her stick and stood up as Mia taunted the ‘Grim reaper’ about servicing the man whose ass she had kissed. Grinning and shaking her head, Sabina walked around the bar and huggled Melissa from behind, kissing her red hair “Good evening my sweet Mel” and left the girl quickly as Dixie’s voice announced through the speakers “DEATH CLUB PATRONS…TO CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN, THE CLUB IS PROUD TO PRESENT…MAGGIE MALONE!” Taking up one of the poles that was elevated near the tesla coils bouncing with a mix of green lighting and electricity. Sabina hopped onto the platform, she wasn’t going to dance just yet. Her eyes transfixed as Maggie enchanted the crowd with her vocals, so that was her talent! A voice to draw in and keep you fixated for even Sabina was staring as she felt herself swaying on the platform, her ‘tail’ swishing between her legs and around her ankles. She would have stared more at the redheaded vixen if she didn’t catch sight of the male bartender whooping around like a cancan dancer in his yellow gown, Sabina laughed as she heard someone close to her pole mumble “Thats one way of expressing he isn’t afraid of what he does” Looking down Sabina saw Josef dressed up as Captain Hook waving his cutlass at her along with a charming smile on his Spanish face “Senorita Sabina…” Grinning, Sabina kneeled down and pecked his cheek “Welcome back Josef dragul meu” Lifting herself back up, Sabina continued watching Maggie work the crowd by using just her vocals, though the long gloves had been pulled off by now, teasing the crowd ‘She could be one hell of an escort’ Sabina thought to herself smiling wickedly.
Tikool: Getting her drink Melissa perks up as she’s hugged from behind “ Good evening my sweet Mel” Turing around Rina was already gone before Melissa could react, “ That’s getting paid Rina. “ Smiling she drinks her rum as another redhead sings and people stare in amazement. She turns the others as a male bartender in his yellow gown doing his thing, staring she walks up to the crowd around the bar and yells “ HEY have we met? Like in a store a day or two ago? “ Pulling out her phone she goes to snap another picture, “ If so you should so serve me a drink. Think of it as part two if you’re who I think you are.” Downing her rum and a few fast gulps she simply waits for a reply while shaking her bum to the music plays with her cup at the bar. “ I HOPE this is the guy I met before.. otherwise round two of making of fool of myself. And I NEED to talk to the owner or caretaker or whatever she is called. I wanna work here.”
iShatteredSanity: -Demetrios looked at Dixie as she passed him his drink and the shots, telling him that she had to do that. What did she had to do? Demetrios looked at Dix with curiosity when he heard the DJ talk. Had they planned something and he was not aware? Oh, that was surely a surprise and caught Dem off guard, so to say, but it was more than welcome. Demetrios took the drink and his share of shots in front of him, gulping the shots and looking at the DJ and Maggie on the scene. When Maggie began singing and after he had killed his shots, he took out a cigarette and lit it, smoking it slowly while enjoying those moments. Her voice angelic and a lullaby to everyone’s ears. Everyone from the club was focused on her alone and they swayed their heads and bodies in the same rhythm, creating a wave of some sort. That was truly magnificent. But Demetrios was not focused on Maggie, his eyes were locked on Dixie, his Dixie, admiring how she looked and feeling blessed to have her with him. Alexandros on the other hand was somehow busy with Mia who was giggling and laughing like a high school girl after she was poked. Alexandros smirked slightly at her reaction and thought that it was his words that compared her with the actor of Xena. “Want me to kiss your ass too?”, Mia had whispered that question to his ear before winking at him. Alexandros chuckled and leaned to whisper to her ear.- [Alexandros.] “A kiss, yeah, but not on my ass. I was thinking about a kiss somewhere else.” –He said and chuckled once more while licking her earlobe before pulling back and getting ready to either avoid or defend on an imminent slap on his face. But it was Demetrios who grabbed Alexandros’ jacket and pulled him a bit back to look at Mia better.- [Demetrios.] “There is no fucking way in hell that I am going to tattoo his ass. Nah, no fucking way.” –He said and shook his head before shrugging his shoulders and pushing Alexandros back on his seat. Alexandros turned his head to look at Demetrios.- [Alexandros.] “I guess I am glad that I was not holding my drink, otherwise I would kick your ass.” –Alexandros said and Demetrios smirked devilishly as he flipped Alexandros off.- [Demetrios.] “You would need some serious skills, but you are always welcome to spar me. Just like the old days.” –He said and patted Alexandros’ back while laughing along with his old friend.- [Alexandros.] “Good idea. I need to stretch a bit after all.” –Alexandros said and Demetrios nodded.- [Demetrios.] “Alright, lets have some fun later in the week.” –He said and Alexandros nodded his head. || Meanwhile at the chill lounge. Helena had already called a few women from the dancefloor, especially the blonde vampire, the blue haired alien, another woman who was dressed like Jason Voorhees, and another one dressed like a cat. They all were relaxing themselves, drinking a few drinks and kissing each other, warming up for the big even later on. || Outside now. Ivan and Nikolai kept checking for IDs, driving licenses and/or passports and most of the customers had already walked inside, leaving only a few of them outside. Once everyone was in, they finally took some time to relax and began talking about random stuff, like football games, women and drinks. None of them could see the shadow that lurked in a shadowy and dark corner about 100 meters away from them, lurking like a wild animal before it attacks its prey.-
CharlotteCarrendar: Maggie came to the end of the song on a high note. “I ain’t gonna take none of your, foolin’ around, I ain’t gonna take none of your, puttin’ me down..*she raised her arms out and smiled as she saw Sabina dancing on the platform, her tail whipping around her. Maggie brought the house down with.* I put a spell on you because you’re mine, all right and I took it down!” As the crowd applauded and whistled, Maggie turned around and ran opened armed to Dixie, who she nearly knocked off the stage, squealing and such, the microphone would get feedback and hiss violently. “I DID IT…I SANG!”- she screamed in Dixie’s ear, only making Dixie look startled and nodding away till her hat nearly fell off. Inga led everyone down off the platform, knowing that they would have to go to back to work, Nikolas all hot and sweaty, fanning himself madly. “I don’t know how you ladies dress like this.” Inga and Dixie looked at each other and then at Nikolas and said in unison “We don’t.” Before erupting in laughter and taking their places back behind the bar. Maggie who was so chuff from singing, nudged Nikolas and said. “Now you see why I told you to dress as Rocky….You going to cook in that, ya Feek.”- <3>