1) is it in?
2) that’s it?
3) you’ve got to be kidding me.
4) (phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
5) do I have to pay for this?
6) do I have to call you tomorrow?
7) oh momma, momma!
8) oh dadda, dadda!
9) you look better in the dark.
10) this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.
11) I thought that goes in the other hole….
12) don’t tell my husband/wife.
13) you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it) .
14) this sucks.
15) can you finish now? I have a meeting…
16) I hope you don’t expect a raise for this…
17) I think you might get the job for this.
18) damn! is that all you know what to do.
19) did I tell you, I have herpes?
20) now we must get married.
21) hurry up, the games about to start.
22) i’m hungry.
23) i’m thirsty.
24) zzzzzzzzzzzz.
25) are you trying to be funny?
26) can I have a ride home after this?
27) are those real?
28) by the way, I want to break up.
29) is that smell coming from you?
30) haven’t you ever done this before?
31) wow!! i’ve never seen those before (then grope wildly) .
32) do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
33) you’re so much like your sister….
34) your mom’s cute.
35) what’s your name again?
36) do I have to be here in the morning?
37) a second time? I barely stayed awake the first time!
38) but you just started!!
39) you’re about as good as a 9 year old, and I should know!!
40) don’t touch that!!
41) can we order a pizza?
42) I think my dad is listening at the door.
43) smile for the camera, honey!!!
44) take off that damn monkey glove!!
45) get your hand out of there!!
46) I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
47) I knew you wore a padded bra!!
48) cover me boys, i’m going in!!!
49) DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
50) Fire one!
51) God, that is small!!
52) hold on, let me change the channel…
53) who smells like fish?
54) is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
55) your best-friend does it much better.
56) hope you don’t mind I left my boots on.
57) hurry up, the motor’s runnin’.
58) you’re fogging up the wind-sheild.
59) can I borrow 5 bucks?
60) what the hell noise was that?!
61) stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
62) shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)
63) you know, you’re not really attractive.
64) i’m sorry, I was not listening.
65) what, oh yea, I love you too, now let me concentrate!!
66) stop interrupting me!!
67) I have to poop.
68) did I leave the iron on?
69) your breath is funky.
70) (start singing Green Day) .
71) is it o.k. if I call someone, its o.k. though, keep going….
72) its ok honey, I can imagine that its bigger.
73) god I wish you were a real woman.
74) why can’t you ever shave your legs?
75) by the way, when I drove over here, I ran over your dog….
76) oh susan, susan… I mean donna…. dang.
77) your breast milk is like my mom’s….
78) you’re hairy!!
79) your “happy trail” led me to a dead end.
80) is it o.k. if I never see you again?
81) did I forget to tell you I got worms from my cat?
82) don’t make that face at me!
83) all of a sudden I have a headache.
84) you’re boring.
85) Would you shave my back after this.
86) Did I mention my name is Zog from Planet Tog.
87) how much do I owe you?
88) How come we each have a penis? (If it wasn’t suppose to be that way)
89) of course you can’t be on top, you’re too fat, you’l kill me!
90) your ass is hairy (the guy says this) .
91) just use your finger, its bigger.
92) does your family have to watch?
93) we’ll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
94) get off me, i’ll do it myself!!!!
95) can you hold this sandwich for me?
96) you’re as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
97) the only reason i’m doing this is because i’m drunk.
98) my mom taught me this…..
99) how cute… peach fuzz!
100) Dang girl! my boobs are bigger than yours!
101) should I ask why you’re bleeding?
102) this is my pet rat, Larry….
103) if you can’t do it, I’ll find someone else who can!
104) I haven’t had this much sex since I was a hooker!
105) I was once a woman…
106) wanna see me take out my glass eye?
107) no I don’t love your mind, I can’t grab that!!
108) is it o.k. if I tell my friends about this?
109) i’m sobering up and you’re getting ugly!
110) you wanted me to use a condom?
111) you’re no better than my brother!!
112) mooooo!!
113) Fire in the hole!!!
114) I wanna see how many quaters I can fit in there.
115) hurry up, i’m late for a date.
116) o.k. start…oh! that feels so… YOU’RE DONE??!!
117) you ever see Basic Instinct?
118) i’m out of condoms, can I use a sock?
119) don’t squirm, you’ll spill my beer.
120) Did I tell you where my cold sore came from?
121) you got boogies showing.
122) (start reciting the 10 commandments) .
123) I think I just pooped on your bed.
124) of course I don’t love you.
125) let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: -Smiling softly, the Lady Carrendar ascends the stairs to the judging area, where the other lords and the senators, have gathered, to this place of recreational fighting. Likened to that of the jousting events, instead it would be a place where warriors of note do come to show their worth. Taking her seat, she adjusts her jade crushed velvet gown, and nods as a servant offers her a chalice of mead upon a silver tray- (Lorelei)”Lovely day for blood sports.” -Taking a sip, she eyes the pit with dark jade hues.-<3>
vampireboichris: ~Energies of blue and white flash together, creating a blooming portal, 15 in height 22 in daimeter. Out came walking the sound of boots echoing onto a floor that would reflect the sound, making it echo in a strange way, until the silhouette with horns would get closer, one could see features.His face was pale as the moon, belying an illusion beholding a reptilian face in red and white scales, harder than Damion bequeathed in white holy flames, horns that are curled that are protectively covering his temples.He has white snow hair that covers his face, as his eyes glow gold and blue,lips that are full and red as a rose.His height would be simply of five foot nine, in a red vest enchanted vy an entity that would repair the damage caused by battle to the vest, and could also repel damage done to it, by getting more resilient with each blow by blade or fist, until it would become dnser than armor.His wings were widelly stretched, and would be used to ample his great and dense speed and agility, added by this were his enchanted spiked mythril bracers to his legs, arms and thraot, which reduc e spell time and amplify powers tenfold.Behind him were two swords, a relic, and two daggers.The swords, were made from mythril, and blessed by the sun, dipped in a lake of saints and breathed on by an ancient dragon, eons old.Many multitude of blessings lay inside the blades, as did many benevolent spirits.His relic is shaped like a cross, and rarelly is shown, usually kept into a safe small dimension that holds a link to him. The relic holds the great connection to the astral ralm, given to him by his ancestors, the fifteen gems hold spirits that channels the astral vast energy into the gems which channels power into Valcon, giving vast mana.His daggers were made from dark matter and onyx, the blades were so black, black as death, and made from death himself, given to Valcon for dying once and being rebirthed into his divine dragon self.The blades held a neutral spirit tall as a mountain, as the blades absorb molecules and drain the powers of demons into the blades, causing it to sharpen and get more powerful and denser.It can cut through armor like a razer to paper. Valcon held mastery over force, aura and his hereditary holy magic.His gloves help him channel rage into his bare hands, allowing him to smash through dense object with ease, as his offensive power in a rage is incredibly destructive.He would shift his swords onto his right hip, as they glitter like gems, their white hilts glow in the sky.His tail held barbs in its soft looking exterior that held poison that could rend an enemy nerves and nervous system to shut down and paralyze them to eventually kill. Valcons true form was hidden in the realms od the spirits, where his true form would e the size of a small island, but Valcon was in a different age in that world here, he was growing, which will take centuries before he is full dragon. His powers were vast, but Valcon in the physical world was very young, only 20, 200 human years.
HiEmpOpernonExodus: ::Imagine it. A place within your dreams. A place so dark, so cold, and so mysterious. The odors of death and the fumes of omens call out from it in whispers. Opernon would know this feeling all too well. For the last 100,000 years of his life it got worsened by the second. And there were time she’d black out for days on end to awake to some destruction. Today was another of those days. His heart was heavy and full of dread as he simply turned stilled and fell into deep blackness. Except this time was different. When he awoke, Lazareth had taken form which wasn’t unusual. What was unusual was that Lazareth didn’t have control, nor did any of the other of the six souls. Rather, the door to that dark place in Opernon’s mind as cracked abit and a trail of that foul odor and omen carrying darkness had seeped around Opernon’s body. He was draped in a form he knew not of. But it felt like he knew of it. He felt this entity was a part of his history. He knew a name. Accus. Then Lazareth would appear inside of Opernon’s mind in conference with Opernon.:: (Lazareth) “Opernon. We have failed you…we have been captured. But we knew not.” (Opernon) “Tis fine. But what has become of our body?” (Lazareth) “We would assume the man Accus would know best.” :lowly the party of two would be joined by two hovering red glaring eyes from a mass of blackness. Then a glint of ivory as the shadow produced a smile so blood curdling.:: (Accus) “Ah. So we finally meet Opernon. But time of pleasantries isn’t upon us. I’m off for a hunt. Let me explain to you your predicament. I have upgraded lazareth’s form. The spikes on his back can now be used to go through any part of his body like a shield. His right claw can now extend far beyond unimaginable lengths. I enhanced his shadows abilities. He can now step on an opponent’s shadow and cause on of three effects by using shadow parasites: 1) Bind opponent by shadow. 2) Poison the opponent over time with a shadow toxin that renders them vulnerable to the shadow glare. 3) Renders opponent and myself powerless and to fight as mortals. The sword is called Reziku. Tis old. Used to cut through anything. But when used in a shadow for it cuts an opponent’s energy. Your right eye has been covered by a parasite that can see hidden aura’s such as ethereal. And You left side is shadow corrupt. Meaning your left arm can morph into many objects or summon many shadowed images. Finally. The black cross. It’s my most prized item. The heavier an opponent’s spiritual pressure is the more it will be used against them. Like a ballast that never stops growing in weight. Also. When using the shadow parasite to bind the opponent’s shadow, it acts like a puppeteer’s tool. Simply put, it allows soul trapping hehehe.” ::Opernon now eyes wide as he realized Accus had turned Lazareth into a more diverse fighter than before and more mobile. Then Opernon sees through his eyes as he sees his body descend from a shadowed portal and land softly onto an area unknown. He felt a deep sickening urge. An urge to devour. And he felt Lazareth losing it. Lazareth becoming his old self. A self that he feared never to have to see.::
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: -Baldrick would pass through the crowds that had amassed to see such a spectacle, carrying a bowl that contained a rather disgusting looking icecream. Banana split with fish heads, dripping in caramel and sprinkiled with olives- (Baldrick)”Coming through..*gags*…make way for Lady Lore’s Sundae.”- The crowds did part, as up on the podium, Lorelei beamed to see Baldrick approach. (Lorelei)”Ahh…snack time. Oh my stars, the cravings are getting worse. I don’t know what it is with you human types, but last night, I even craved an chocolate smothered meatlovers sourbread pizza”- He bowed low and handed the pregnant Lady Lore her treat, which had many of the other Lords turn green- (Lorelei) “Yummeh.” <3>
vampireboichris: ~The young dragon senses a dark presence, eons old, almost older than his true self, as he lifts his head to sniff the air, he growls, as his aura erupts into anger.An ancient darkness, more powerfull than even a demon lord,a darkness that engulfs worlds over night, and one that makes heros into minions lower than hell itself. It was a potential that many fear, by its age and olden schemes, that can make heaven tremble.Valcon charges his powers to their limit, as from the sky over him would be a faint glow, as his aura and links to the divine were meshed as one, Valcons true skin would show forth, as he would be glowing a holy light, the flames would be seen clearly, as his boots would disapear in a flash of flames, revealing clawed feet. His clothing would rup away into fragments of fibers, that would disapear in a flash of light.He wore only loincloth, that was meshed together by the entity, as ancient blesings would be bestowed upon the parchment of loin cloth, old as the dragons in their first years.His swords would transform to one in a flash of gold light.His wings would stretch wideer, as energy would glow into their depths, light as bright as the aurora.He would glare at the presence and utter in a voice that seemed to have ancient knowledge in its masculine and pleasent depths, holding virtue and purity”YOU ARE A DARKNESS THAT NEEDS TO BE PURIFIED… OLD SOUL…. YOU ARE DARK AND TWISTED…..” His eyes held an otherwordly glow, as did Valcon’s entire body.
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – The slurps and happy sounds coming from Lady Carrendar, as she managed to devour the banana spit mess of a desert, finally dropping the spoon into the empty bowl, and patting her rounded tummy. ~BURP!~ (Lorelei)”Oh gosh..ooo that was good, now, on to watching the match” – Lord Parshells suddenly faints behind her, from the smell of the burp and she sings out (Lorelei)”GUARDS…FETCH THE HEALERS…GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS!!!”- she then pointed for Baldrick to take a seat beside her. Her bowl being handed to a servant, who looks stricken. (Baldrick)”Jesus…did he just shine the holy aura?” (Lorelei)”Don’t be a clod…My name’s not Jesus.” <3>
HiEmpOpernonExodus: ::Accus would take over Opernon’s voice. Behind the mask you hear a sickening crack as if Opernon’s lips had been stitched and now were ripped open. Then from the lips and behind the mask would rise a layer of black wisps as the word’s from the character spoken were cold and mysterious, dark,, romantic yet terrifying. In an essence a true poet of mad proportions.:: (Accus) “You like to yell a lot don’t you. You seem nothing more than a scaly wretch set on fire. I see nothing special of you. But if you wish quarrel in such means then do as you must. Just know it will cost you your soul. Hehehe.” ::The right arm claws three spikes would immediately lay flat. And you could hear what sounds like fibers ripping as his claw would tense sharply. Followed by three cracks. Then His eye would gleam.:: ~Inside Opernon’s head.~ (Opernon) “Oye. My arm is wrenched so twisted like. Eek.” (Lazareth) “We would not know such pain. But imagining it it would seem we sympathize. This Accus seems to not care for us and would rather destroy recklessly.” (Opernon) “How did he even get inside me?” (Lazareth) “He’s always been here. He was here before any of us who call you home.” ::Opernon is silenced as he feels a sickening twist in his soul. To know for so long this darkness had been locked away inside of him. It may him feel like he didn’t know himself. Then inside Opernon the ivory teeth would flash before opening wide to speak their maliciously cold words that would ice over blood.:: ~inside Opernon’s head~ (Accus) “Speak not. For your words mean nothing. Soon enough your body wilst be mines heheheh.”
vampireboichris: ~Valcon would shake his head sighing.”YOU NEVER LEARN……YOUR DREAMS AND HIDDEN AGENDA ONLY END IN DEATH AND LONLYNESS!!”He would roar, as in an explosion of light, 4 pillers would burst around Opernon, as they would start to spinn, and than escaping from these columns of glowing white fire, would be strange runes that would scatter across the floor, and than would go up the walls, flashing than fading into place the rune circles looked old and ancient.~
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – As the healers arrive on mass, bringing with them a cart of supplies, they set up shop near the arena bar. Soon a group had gathered around for special care, whilst the guards drag Lord Parshells from the stands. (Lorelei)*wiggling a finger in her ear*…They do a lot of shouting!” Baldrick pulls out some tuffs of wool from his ears- (Baldrick)”What?” Lorelei was about to repeat herself, but saw the wool tuffs, and then steals them off him, stuffing them in her own ears. (Lorelei)”Ahh now that’s better.” <3>
HiEmpOpernonExodus: :;Accus would frown. Then he scratched his head. His body would melt into the ground slowly as he smirked widely at the lizard man.:: (Accus) “YOU NEVER LEARN……YOUR DREAMS AND HIDDEN AGENDA ONLY END IN DEATH AND LONLYNESS!!” ::Accus mocked his cold voice echoing through the air as he dissipated into the ground and off into some part of the arena.:: “Indeed you spoke truth. For yourself. You foolish little salamander. You should have stayed under that rock. Wretched snake thou art. Coming out blasphemous and covered in fire. Do you fancy yourself a dragon. All I see is a pathetic accuse for a gecko or even lesser. So yes. You sir will never learn. Never learn to hold your tongue or your place. Your dreams and hidden agenda will end only in death and loneliness. When I kill you on this arena floor hehehe.” ::then beneath the lizard there opens a wide gaping shadow hole as the right arm vclaw would shoot out attempting to grab the lizard’s tail and drag him into the void.:: (Accus) “HAAHAHA COME NOW! COME AND JOIN THE THOUSANDS OF COUNTLESS OTHER FOOLS BEFORE YOU IN THE FELLOWSHIP OF DARKNESS. SO THAT YOU MAY LEARN THE TRUE ESSENCE OF DEATH. REGRET YOUR WORDS FOOL. FOR THEY ARE YOUR LAST!!!!”
vampireboichris: ~As the dark lords would speak to Valcon, Valcon would just frown in confusion, always in confusion to the darkness and its insanity.As suddenly the shadowy hole that would have made across the ground would only go over a hidden rune circle, as an eruption of incredible light would shine forth, and rend whatever was hidden inside to astral ashes, by the power of the holy light that would burn through the hand like the highest acid being burnt onto human skin, as if lava was poured onto a new born skin, this light would shed the darkness like lava to paper, in ferocious light and flames that would ruthlessly eat away from. Valcon would shake his head in pity, as he would wait for another try, as his aura would surge through, in a force sheild that pulsates.-
HiEmpOpernonExodus: ::The shadowed hole and claw would erupt in a light. The claw would let out a screech before it burst into a thousand tiny little shadow parasites. Almost like scorpions but larger and pure blacks as wisps of black shed behind them. In the explosion they all launched towards the lizard. And not but seconds later more giant claws would erupt from each spot there was a rune located. Accus hidden behind a veil somewhere laughed as he attempted to “put on a light show” as he would call it.: (Accus) “Who said that watching meteorites impaling the earth and scarring her and killing mortals wasn’t so entertaining. But tonight we’ll see it flambé a skillet lizard. Specialty on the house. For the lovely lady in the seats who is with child hehehe.”
LoreleiRoseCarrendar:- The crowd watching the spectacle, all rose to their feet, and with boots stomping, sharp and in time, the lute player, came out from the bar, and whooped up the crowd, looking resplendent in silk puffy shirt and pantiloons. (Toddy)”Buddy, you’re a young man, hard man, Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day….you got blood on your face…Y’ big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place…singing..We will we will ROCK YOU..Sing it now. (Crowd)”WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!” Lorelei pulled out her little flag and waved it as the crowd did the mexican wave. (Lorelei)”I do love these games.”<3>
vampireboichris: ~Valcon would watch as the scorpions would thankfully deflect off the barrier of force, as Valcon would watch as many of his runes would erupt around him he would glare in anger at how ruthless and horrid this evil being was.Amping it up, Valcon would soar into the sky, in a mass of white fire, that would consume the scorpions, as their darkness would go into his daggers, and the entity inside, would devour the darkness, as its evil would be transmuted into the daggers dark matter, only controlled by the entity who’s master was Valcon.Valconin the air, would roar, as a shock wave of light went across the arena pit, as all the runes would suddenly gate into four, around the major corners of the arena, and shoot laser bames of light, as than they scatter into many mutitudes of orbs, that would scale across the arena in a strategic formation that would send laser beams directly into the darkness hiding in their veils.Valcon in the air, would roar as the beams would fire, their golden and resplendent light would shoot into the orbs, which in turn would scatter across like mirrors reflecting light, and hit into the air, their veil breaking mechanization would blast into the air, only reacting if they would find a hidden veil where the dark Accus would be most likely hiding. the beams would eventually find him, and they were in every direction on the ground and in the air otherwise above were Valcon was which was 12 meters above the arena. Valcon would still be in white holy flames, his scales would banish any darkness otherwise, for his very blood would be like poison to the evil wretched dark monsters, while his soul would be radioactive and cause their ancient dark souls to be”tainted” otherwise. Valcon was old enough that his soul was pure enough to totally burn evil to its very last skin.~
HiEmpOpernonExodus: ::Accus would watch the display of lights as they shattered the floor below. Then his chuckle would echo the arena.:: (Accus) “Just like a lizard. Simple minded. Though you can fly you only think about what’s on the ground. But. Even the sky has shadows…shadows so deep that even stars bow to their might. That shadow is the special realms float endlessly in.” ::The sky would go jet black. Then a giant eye would open in the formation piercing red.:: (Accus) “Hey now. I see you. Hehehehe.” ::Then from the eye thousands of claws would erupt a form of Accus riding on each.:: (Accus) “Now…NOW WE CAN BEGIN THE GAMES. I LIT THE TORCH AND THUS THE OLYMPICS BEGINS. AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO WIN MY FIRST GOAL THAN IN A GAME OF DEATH. EXCEPT THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN GET THE SILVER OR BRONZE HEHEHE. BECAUSE YOU’LL BE DEAD!”
vampireboichris: ~Valcon would turn, abruptly seeing the very sky go black, he would slightly feel nervous.”What in the ancestors-” Suddenly a very eye would appear, shocking Valcon to his core, as he would flap in suprise, almost falling out of orbit, but staying in again just as the eye stopped talking nonsense. Valcon watches thousands of claws come down from the eye, as Valcon would sigh. Waving his hand, all the orbs would mesh together at the speed of light, and mesh into one giant orb. He would hurl this orb above the eye ball, as Valcon would struggle slightly, using more strength than usual.”IN META ORGANOS TETRA MAGONLLIA TETRIS INFINITUS!!!!!!!!”He would shout out in passions the orb pulsates, hundreds of equal thousands of particle lasers would shoot out from the orb, added with flames of holy might, that would shoot out, and on impact explode into shockwaves that would repeat into more, that collide with the army of claws, one hit would send 900 into Valcon’s dagger, as the dagger would be glowing an arcane purple gaining so much power it would need to grow larger as every time this would happen, the darkness would be sent into the blades inner spirit that would devour it and become ever more powerful. Valcon would in turn send more power into the daggers as an aura would be covering it, preventing any attempts of it getting stolen without being erupted by holy flames constantly adapting to the evil of Accus Oopernon and Lazerith, these blasts would destroy the monster army. Valcon would keep to suggestion that this could be a ruse, and an allusion, but why would his daggers gain more power otherwise?his aura would expand across his radius, more than likely protecting him from any hidden cheap shots.~
HiEmpOpernonExodus: :lowly Accus would pull the cross of his back and spin it as it hovered in the air.:: “Usually I would just kill you. But…I pity you. So let’s see how we fight as mortals eh? Hehehehe.” :::The cross would stop as there is an eruption from both the lizard and Accus. Before silence. Nothing happened accept suddenly both were on the ground.:: “eh. Hurts like a bitch but…we’ll see how you fair with just a mortal form and no powers just as I. A gamble that most entities as we usually don’t take. But I fancy the odds. Tis delicious.”
Match paused due to real life : To be continued
Meanwhile….
Kaiten: “Sounds like their ‘aving the time o’ their lives in there…” *The guard said with a sigh as she struggled to look over the linen sheet that acted as a wall between him and the VIP Lore who watched the games. He wished he could be there amidst the crowd, cheering with the rest, but resigned himself to simply hum along with the folk song the bard led before a low rattling sound he’d never heard before caught his attention. Turning to face the direction it came from, he was startled to see twin eyes of burning crimson staring back at him from a midst a strange wave of distorted air and light, as if what the eyes belonged to was invisible or being seen through hot air or under water.* “Oh balls…” *Was all he managed to get out before the demon or foul sorcery took a single step forwards and, with a metallic shiiiick, plunged a set of twin blades that simply appeared from thin air deep into his stomach at an upwards angle. He’d have screamed in pain as the burning of the knife cutting into him racked his body, but the cut had been so precise that it had punctured both lungs at the same time. Gasping weakly as blood poured from her mouth, his last sight in life was of the demon that had murdered him simply appearing before him in a flash of blue light that arched over it’s metallic body like lightning before he was tossed aside. The ‘demon’ had not come for him though. No, through the HUD in it’s mask it honed in on the voluptuous female who stood watching the fights just inside the clothy spectators box. Slipping back into active camo with a few deft presses along it’s wrist, the ‘demon’ then silently cut into the cloth and stepped inside, hoping to go unnoticed as it prepared to take it’s prize*
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – Lore put down the small celebratory flag as the crowd was chanting, and some of the lads from the bar, were now singing “Always look on the bright side of life”- Lorelei was clapping along, as Baldrick stood up and asked (Baldrick)”Fancy an ale, M’lady Lorey?”- Lore was tapping her foot in time to the song, when suddenly she gripped her belly- (Lorelei)”Ack..ack..something…Ack!” Baldrick looked confused and then knelt down beside her. (Baldrick)”Fish head and Banana split icecream doing havoc to the old tummy?”- he went to stroke her and she suddenly froze, as her stomach lurched, and a puddle formed at her feet. (Lorelei)”MY WATERS BROKE!!”- Baldrick gasped in horror and jumped up in a trice. (Badldrick)”Oh god lord no.”- The Lady Lore quickly got up and then started puffing and panting, trying to stagger away, trailing water down on the ground behind her. (Baldrick)”Is there a healer in the house? A doctor? Priest?!”- Little did Lorelei know that someone had come for her, as she staggered for the bar- <3>
Kaiten: *Blade blinked as her head stuck through the cut she had made and fell upon the scene before her. The woman she’s come for was swollen with child, staggering around with water gushing out of her with some odd little man prattling on around her in that strange Ooman tongue of theirs. Her scanners, which saw through heat signatures, relayed to late that she was with child. Anger flooded the Yautkei, her mission having been for nothing as well as the trip. It was against the Code to harm a birthing mother. Pushing away from the wall and back into the courtyard she’d slain the guard in, she turned and found a rather fat man staring at her with a dumbfounded look on his face. It seems she’d been spotted as she parted the tent. It was good he was there. She was furious and needed to take it out on something. Drawing back her right leg she instinctualy did the first thing that came to mind and kicked, driving her armored shin into the fork of the man’s legs with enough force to shatter his pelvis and lift his fat body from the ground a good 6 feet before he crumpled into heap at her feet, gasping for breath, vomiting from pain and crying ‘WHY!?’ to the heavens. Tilting her head to the side and feeling much better, she played back the guards last words before walking in the direction of her cloaked ship, the deceased’s “Oh Balls….” echoing in the poor mans mind as she vanished once more*
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – Thankfully, there was a stable not far from the stands, and as the main attraction match had been suspended till further notice, the crowds were thinning,and much to Baldrick’s relief. The healers at the bar, well,they had been drinking up a storm, and were all slouched over the other, none seemed to even know how to walk in a straight line, let alone figure out were to look for a baby’s head to come out. Near ripping out his greying hair, he ran off after Lorelei, who had just made it in the stable doors, and gripping onto the side of a horse, as the next contraction kicked in. She let out a mournful sound, enough to scare the birds from the trees. (Lorelei)”FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU this human…..GAAAAAAHHHH birthing….issssss…GAAAAAAHHH…Puff pant puff pant…Utter bullshit!!!”- She was swaying and genuinely scaring the dickens out of poor Baldrick- (Baldrick)”Breathe…please…uhm…lay down on the hay…A healer is..*gulps*…coming.”- he lied, knowing full well that none were. Lorelei dropped to her knees, and then fell back. (Lorelei)”I need…to…PUSSSSSHHHH! -she screamed, as she reached for Baldrick’s hand and near ripped it out off his arm- (Baldrick)”ACCK…thats my fapping hand” <3>
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – Baldrick managed to yank his hand back as Lorelei was panting till she was red in the face. Blowing in and out, and then she let out a scream so loud that it did draw the attention of someone. A black cloaked figure entered the stable, and knelt down at Lorelei’s skirts. Baldrick sat up in shock- (Baldrick)”You the healer…I thought they were all pissed?” The being in the hooded cloak, shook his head, and then raised Lorelei’s skirts, as she was gripping on a rail, trying to breathe. Baldrick took one look between Lorelei’s legs and cried- (Baldrick)”IT’S HIDEOUS!” -and promptly faited, right then and there. The being in the black cloak stayed silent, as it worked the baby’s head free, shoulder at a time as Lorelei pushed again…and again. The baby finally coming out, crying loudly, as the cloaked being wrapped the infant in a black cloth and rose to its feet, staring down at the exhausted Lorelei. (?)”It is for the best….Lore of Carrendar” -and with that, he left the bleeding mother laying in the stable…an unconcious Baldrick at her side…the baby stolen off into the night- <3>
SirNeroBanpaiyo: The tragedy exactly twelve hours ago was as if forgotten, as if the event was now passed down. The villagers didn’t care, the burnt houses were replaced by freshly decorated houses, the swords and sandals were replaced by men in boots and leather suits. Formal, golden rings, golden necklaces and so on. The steeds used for the mount of death was now used to deliver the noblemen and the business men into the magnificent town center. In which, stools made up of the finest materials were seen. And the greatest silks were used for decorations, the smell of roses and wine were present. The event managed to hide the fact that the village was open for another attack. But not now. The swords were hanged for now. It was a celebration of a new leader. A leader the Prime Minister personally appointed. Which was Uriel. The man was in front of the mirror in the small dressing room inside the flat. Red silky suit, checked. Boots, checked. Staff? Check. His sword was at the wall along with his battlesuit. So he was as if as innocent as a prince, powerful yet calm. Which was nothing like Uriel but whatever. The man walked twirled one last time before smiling “There we go..” He snickered. He looked handsome, as if he didn’t really. But he never flaunted it, because he had scars. Scars present from the death of opponents and the shields of champions. Or women trying to claw him because he got them pregnant. Uriel, however. Left that behind. He was going to be a politician. And..well, he needed to behave. So, without further notice..he walked down the house, towards the black carriage, made up of strong ash wood. Uriel stepped inside the said carriage, and watched as the man drove off to the gathering. Minutes didn’t pass until he reached the path, he walked outside the horse and walked towards the backside of the hall, using the back as an entrance. And he paced around hissing “LORELEI!!!!” he knew she would be here, sooner. Or maybe she was already.
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – Oh, she was ready. Standing in the chambers of her simple stone and timber dwelling, she was now adorned in the finery of office. That of a golden and red suit, complete with chain mesh beneath, long elaborate gloves with sharpened peaks at the shoulders, her knee length boots, and matching sash around her waist, coupled with an emblem enriched buckle of her station. Standing in front of her mirror, she turned side on and then placed a hand upon her stomach. She knew. She felt the kick within. So, she was to be with child, and not just anyone’s but Baldrick’s. This would not go well. Frowning, she nervously picked at stray hairs that had escaped her pony tail, and a final raise of the chin, proud of who she was, she marched right up to the mirror and said…to herself. (Lorelei)”Never let them see the truth. Not even ….him.”- she glanced down at a small picture on her bedside table. It was of Captain. The one man on this god forsaken planet that she truly loved. Looking back up at her reflection, she wiped away a stray tear, and then sniffed loudly, before spinning on her heel and marching out her chamber doors, hearing her brother call out from the side of the black carriage. “LORELEI!!!” -he did yell. She emerged, looking pristine and aloof. (Lorelei)”Lets get this show on the road…Shall we?”- Lorelei would breeze past curious onlookers as she made her way into the Town Hall. <e>
PsycheNiamhGwydion: -Niamh had been walking for hours after the succesful hunt. Looked at the comfortable rock He passed, wondering if He should sit lazy and watch what He loved most; The nature surrounding Him. Eversince He left home, He felt like He was in some kind of other deminsion. Unsure what had brought this ‘feeling’ or even the thought, He neglected to look at the comfortable rock to rest and walked on. The horizon came insight when He left the woods, fields of grass greeting Him. His tred careful not to destroy the un-trodden paths where the gras was still standing straight, this day. He was completely in His element, wanting to go somewhere yet unsure where, but pleased with what was inside His head on thoughts. To many to count that was. His hand raised to His forehead to look abroad, without the early sun taking His visual. In the far He spotted what seemed to be a village, His mind set on being there and hopefully visit the saloon or Inn, to get a drink and even a rest. If the ones in the village were friendly. Of course He did not know. Fearless as Niamh was He marched till He reached the wooden/ iron-gates. As He stood in front of them, He rattled the bars to find an opening or even if they gates were open. When they did not open by themselves and there was no responce to Him shaking the gates wich made a sound that should be heard by any living sould inside. He spoke with a clear voice.-“Hello… Is someone here? Niamh is the name. I come from Clashing, way up North… Come in peace, so needles worry-ing. Just need a drink and a place to sit.”-Spoken the words He thought it would not be a bad thing to even enjoy some company there. He awaited to be let in, while He took of His sword and placed it next to Him on the ground and did the same with His back-pack. His cloak still on His back. Noticable being a hunter, making the gesture to put His weapons down, just for the one to spot Him, knowingly it would be safe, from His side that would be. Just the weapons in reach in case of any other with a different thought.-
SirNeroBanpaiyo: “Let’s get this show down the rode shall we?” Those were the exact words of Lorelei to him. Or something like that, he actually couldn’t hear her that well cause of that …feeling. The knots on his stomach was back. He couldn’t even speak. Uriel just waved his arms and whispered “Okay…I need to calm down.” Uriel tried fanning himself with his hand, but the white silky suit he was in was still keeping him hot. The furs on his shoulders didn’t work either. They gave him that nasty stench of heat. So he kept walking, not speaking to the commoners holding the folded silk for god knows what, and even the chambermaids. Uriel just followed Lorelei, not thinking of anything, his long boots clicked the ground as he kept walking. When they were at the door, two guards were positioned at the door with the huge hats and the spears. They had the spears in a cross, but when they saw them, they opened the spears. Allowing them to pass. Outside, was the path to the great celebration. And as they kept walking, the guards followed. Uriel glared at Lorelei and said “Sis, I’m scared.”
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – An interesting time in the hamlet of Twisted Woods to be sure. The town not only burying their dead from the attack of guards loyal to the Scorpion king, but now the soon to be giving of robes and the ceremony to mark the new Mayor of the town. From rooftops and the city square did banners and flags fly. Girls in best dresses, boys in their sunday best. Groomed and clean, for once. Course, this would make for a weary traveller a welcoming sight. And so, when Niamh entered the gates, he would come to see this place on one of its better days. Standing near the hall, two guards, both wearing wreathes of flowers around their helms, one chewing on an apple lazily. (Guard One)”Oi….we got an out of towner?”- his voice rising sharply as he tried to look more menacing holding his spear. The one chewing the apple, swallowed and then as they heard the man sing out. .-“Hello… Is someone here? Niamh is the name. I come from Clashing, way up North… Come in peace, so needles worry-ing. Just need a drink and a place to sit.”- The guard threw the core of the apple over his shoulder and bellowed loudly. (Guard Two)”Your just in time, squire….fancy pants is being made Mayor. Big shindig at the pub this day. Why even the Prime Minister is here in all her gold. I hear she is single and a bit of a looker.” – the other guard nudged him and frowned. (Guard Two)”Alright..alright. You sir…just come on in the hall, take a seat and watch this lot do their ceremony. You be sure to get the drink and eats…in a bit. If they don’t send you to sleep with their speeches.”- The guards stepped aside, to allow the man entry, as inside, Lorelei was dealing with a very sweaty and nervous brother. (Lorelei)”Just…take a few breathes….breathe…in and out, and let me do the main bit of talking. I know how to rally the townsfolk.” – She stepped up to the top of the hall, and behind a pulpit, bringing out a parchment and then reading the decree. (Lorelei)”On this day in our gods of 1110. There is to be a new name on the list of noblemen to hold office, in this your dear town of Twisted Wood. The same man…who slayed the Scorpion king in this very place. He comes to you now, on my recommedation. I assure you, that under his rightful leadership, that Twisted wood will triumph in adversity….and..he will be held accountable should he fail. I give you….Uriel…Your new Mayor!”- The audience erupted in applause, cheering and stomping as she turned and smirked at her brother. (Lorelei)”Like taking candy from a baby.” You’re up.” <e>
PsycheNiamhGwydion: -Niamh chuckeld at the guards comments and the laid-back attitudes. There seemed to be no harm in this place. When He stepped through the gates as was gestured. after picking up His gear again, to come in His eyes fell on the decoration, indeed it looked like a day of celebration. *Fancy pants.. Being made Mayor…* Niamh wondered who ‘Fancy-Pants.’ was, awaiting to meet them He walked straight to the Hall that He was appointed to. When He walked passed the guards He nodded to them both, in a friendly way, He took a good look around seeing not only the decoration of the town but the facilities as well. It seemed a place where He could find a rest, even if it was just for a moment. The promise made of the drink and eats, made Him long to be in the shades of the Hall, which hopefully would be cooled. His eyes darted from side to side, now and then greeting a passenger. Obviously someone who lived in this unknown-village to Him. Niamh longed to ask, what this place was, but till now He still felt like ‘Alice in Wonderland.’. He took seat when He reached the Hall, just on the first chair He found, looked about the Hall-construction and liked what He saw. Till His eyes fell on the female that spoke from parchment, directing the younger man, who obviously was ‘Fancy Pants…’. He smiled as He was delighted to see such manners, as he hoped to find peace and quiet for a bit. Still Niamh kept nodding now and then to by-passers or others that took seat in the Hallway seen to celebrate this ‘big day’ for them. *…I came in at a good moment, some entertainment and some drinks and eats promised…* Longing for a drink, as the bottle He took was empty already from His times on the hunt, the thoughts crossed His mind. Niamh just patiently waited, till the ‘bar would be opened’. His thoughts went to the fresh caught rabbit in His back-pack, soon He needed to work the corpse. When He was in the woods, hunted the rabbit with ease He had just put it in His pack, thinking that He would work the meat when He was at open field. But when He spotted village at horizon, the rabbit was forgotten. Now the warmth did not do that mean any good. He hoped the ceremony did not take to long, to polite to get up before the speech was done. Yet the meat needed to be dried, before it was rotten inside His back, He regretted now not to have worked it when He had caught it right away. Silently He remained seated, awaiting what was going to happen.-
SirNeroBanpaiyo: “Breath.” Haha, she must’ve felt the same thing when she was sent to be Prime Minister. The pressure, the scare he was feeling. Uriel knew that he stepped in a world of pain, But he couldn’t back down, not now. Not ever, he never backed down. Uriel gripped the railing when he went into the room with Lorelei. And he listened to every word she said. He apparently slayed the black dude that blasted her with the beam. Okay, I guess that is politics since no one really saw what happened. Then it was backed up with he was her first choice ? Well of course he was, he was offered the position. And yes, his suspicions were correct. The responsibility was entirely dropped upon his shoulders. While not particularly oblivious. He still thought he’d be getting some help, but whatever. He was going to own this anyways. Uriel then rolled his eyes, hearing her talk and approached stage before unsheathing his sword. He raised it in front of them , making it lay on his hand and spoke “This…my good people, in the exact same sword that I used in order to slay the beast that terrorized this land. I, along with your Prime Minister and two brave men mowed down the traitors that dared threaten your safety. I cared for you, my people…” He placed the sword back on it’s sheathe. “NO! I love you, my own people…when I was young, twelve…I dreamed of being able to save. To be a hero, and now… It is in front of my face, by this…. People of twisted woods, I shall lead you… to glory!” He gripped his sword once more, rising it in mid air. The guards did the same and released a war cry. And, the people did as well. The smile was present on Uriel’s face as he snickered, but he had an eye contact with a man who was armed and smiled at him, as if telling him to raise his own sword, but he immediately walked back and bowed, watching as the old plump man presented the keys to him. Uriel grabbed then and shook hands, and he went back to his seat, speaking to Lorelei “The idiots bought it…”
LoreleiRoseCarrendar:- Yes, twas a glorious day to be a twisted town citizen. Such pomp…such ceremony…so much…sword waving. Yes, oh yes the people bought it. Lapped it all up like hungry kittens to a bowl of cream. Little did they understand the mechanics of spin doctoring or politics for that matter. Her brother behaved, EXACTLY as she had hoped. And with a broad smile as he came to his close, she joined in with that of the towns folk, and clapped in a show of unity and support for her brother in the “fancy pants”. As Uriel took his seat once more, looking less flustered and a whole lot more comfortable with the whole idea, Lorelei went back up to the pulpit to close the ceremony and give the green light for the festivities to commence. (Lorelei)”And now, this is a holiday in celebration of the appointment of Uriel, there is to be a large feast, put on by our very own country women’s association and knitting circle. I do thank Pastor Greers for his donation of the use of the church’s hall tables and pews. Drinks of ale and mead, courtesy of the Squirrel’s nuts Inn. All flowing and free this day. Be sure to dispose of your rubbish and bones in the bins provided. Remember…Twisted wood was tidy town of 1108.” -she held up her fist in a show of her support. ” In Lacardis….WE TRUST!”- The townsfolk all rose to their feet and joined in with their prime minister in the nations cry. The doors then thrown open to a welcoming sight. Row upon row of tables, filled with meats, breads, cheeses soups, and stews. Mouthwatering and the scents from the spit delectable. As all would disperse, Lorelei would jump down from the stage and make her way through the passage between the seats till she clapped eyes on Niamh. Not having seen him ever before, she narrowed her gaze, curious. (Lorelei)”Is it me…or do I smell a fresh rabbit in your pocket?”
PsycheNiamhGwydion: -Niamh looked at the crowd and spotted ‘mrFancy Pants.’ to walk ahead of the crowd to the podium where one of His crew, or even a Family-member held the speech to crown in Him in some way. He noticed Him to take out His sword and immediatly Niamhs placed His hand on the hilt of His sword. The Sword named -‘The Wickey’. Given by the one that raised the half-Elven, an old Viking that stood up to be His ‘father’ after He had left Middle-Earth to be away from the hardship endured during the wars. His Mother of human-kind had taken Him away from His Father Eru, to be amongst the Vikings, to Her it seemed more safe to have Her children there. And it was true. He was raised by Glaku His substitute ‘Father’ when amongst the Vikings, a hunter. And at one point the sword was given. His hand on the hilt made Him think of His ‘substitute Father’ whom had died in a fight with a hurd of wolves. His Father had not died on the battle-field, but evenso He had died with honor, and fought to the last moments. When the crowed rised after the words of “Fancy Pants.’ And stood to raise the sword with Him. Niamh never hesitated and cheered while He unseathed the sword to raise it up in armorly/ brotherly ways, as if He was one of them. The thought went through His mind that He was alone a long time, and inspite of not being the jealous one He felt a kind of a sting with all these seemingly caring people/ beings around. They seemed to be one, and had grown into something Niamh never had since He left the Vikings after His Mother had left life not even two months after His ‘Father’ to have a life on His own.-“To the new mayor…”-Niamh cheered with all the others, before seathing back the sword and picking up the back-pack. As then the female passed by Him and immediatly sented the fresh-caught rabbit in His back-pack He looked down at it, and nodded. When His gaze went back to Her He spoke.-“Yes Ma’am, I have caught a lively rabbit that lost its life in my hands and I need to work the meat, before it rotts…Might You have a place where I can do this? Nice meeting You anyways… I am Niamh from Gwydion. Clashing up North”-He pointed north while He whiped His hand clean on His cloak before stretching it out to shake Hers. He was not well aware of all the formalities in this village, but it seemed the right way to respond as the Lady had adressed to Him so apropriate. The promise made had seen to come true and the drinks were near. He couldn’t wait to sit with them and enjoy the meals prepared. And have some mead wit it.-
SirNeroBanpaiyo: Uriel smiled, pleased with himself. He knew he handled the situation…like a boss. Which was funny cause now he was a boss. But he watched as Lorelei gave the final speech. He knew that after the last click of her tongue, the noblemen would turn into beasts, ravaging the food and the wine. While not a stranger to feasting upon food. He found disgust within their actions, that proved that they were hypocrites. Uriel stood up and clapped when Lorelei finished her speech, and as expected, the people started going on different pews. And Uriel squealed in excitement. He jumped from the stage towards the desert area. He loved sweets so much. Smiling at the choices of food and the beautiful smell that filled his nostrils. Uriel wanted to just attack the table. at it. But he needed to take care of something. Uriel grabbed the apple pie and grinned at Lorelei’s direction before slowly approaching her, and he didn’t wait, he gave her a wolf whistle and chucked the pie at her. Uriel didn’t even notice Lorelei conversing with another person before he yelled “FOOD FIGHT!!!!”
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – Now, still in the hall, Lorelei had come to a stop before the large gentleman that smelt of freshly killed rabbit. Yes Ma’am, I have caught a lively rabbit that lost its life in my hands and I need to work the meat, before it rotts…Might You have a place where I can do this? Nice meeting You anyways… I am Niamh from Gwydion. Clashing up North”- Niamh stated, his voice one of esteem, and his body actions were to whip his hand free of his cloak, and offer it to shake the Prime Minister’s hand. Impressed by his state of dress, his accent, and above all manners, she warmly reciprocated and took his hand in her own, shaking it firmly. (Lorelei)”Lorelei of Arachnea. Delighted to make you acquaintance. And yes, the ladies of the CWA I am sure are well able to take this rabbit of yours and prepare it to have with a nice spot of mead.”- she offered her arm, so he may then head outside with her, to join those of the townsfolk, who were all getting stuck into the food and drink. But sure enough there was one person missing from the festivities. The widow of the late Mayor of Twisted wood. A busty woman, who wore all black, and a veil to cover her face. (Mayor’s widow)”Lady..CARRENDAR…Might I have a word?!” -she boomed in that dreaded voice of hers. Just then, her brother yelled out “FOOD FIGHT!!!!” -this of course, brought on a typical reaction from Lorelei. “Duck!”- and so she ducked, and the plate of hot apple pie, flew right into the face of…..(Mayor’s Widow)”EEEEEEK!!!”- Yes, got her right in the kisser. Lorelei rose up and tried to stifle her laughter as she chortled to her brother. (Lorelei)”Oh Uriel…meet your new bride.” Bits of hot apple pie fell onto the ground at the enrgaged woman’s feet as Lorelei tried to take her new found friend, Niamh over to the ladies of the CWA, to have his rabbit prepared for dinner. <3>
PsycheNiamhGwydion: -Niamh blinked when a sudden shout of ‘Fancy Pants’ echoed throughout the village. He smirked when He thought about what was going to happen. “Fancy Pants’ would get His clothes all dirty. His gaze stranded at the Lady, that took His hand and He held it for a moment, a nod of the head and when She spoke Her name He repeated.-“Well MiLady Lorelei of Arachnea, it is a great pleassure to even be here. I might not have found the village if I was not that far from home in need of a drink.”-She then spoke of the rabbit being taking care of by the ladies that prepared the stews of day. He shrugged and thought*…Why not…* He then reached in His back-pack and just got the dead rabbit out, more to show that He indeed carried the animal and to show He was dedicated to the hunt and capable to Her, then to offer it in Her clean hands. But still He looked around if one came to un-do Him from this meat and prepare it to be ready to eat. As She then moved up Her arm, for Him to take as gentleman and escort Her outside to the food-tables set. He hushed to push the rabbit back in the pack. Again cleaned His hands on His cloack before gently placing His hand to cup Her elbow, while they walked outside together. The moment She yelled to ‘Duck…’was the moment He did. A good listener only needs half an ear. But when He then looked up, and besides them to see another lady catching the pie right in the middle of Her face. He laughed, just not to loud. Still unfamilliar with the ways of this new-found village, He did not mean to be as loud. His hand raised in front to cover His mouth, and hide the laughter, which ‘Fancy Pants’ had created. Niamh did not mean to make the Lady who caught the pie so welly in the face, uncomfortable so He just let go of the arm of Lorelei of Arachnea, and searched for a coock to prepare His rabbit as said.-
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – Taking the clean rabbit from Niamh’s hands, she was now able to present it to the fine ladies of the CWA, who all gushed and giggled like they were back in school over the devilishly handsome Niamh. (Lorelei)”Right Ladies, not every day you get a bunny handed down from such a noble. Be well to make sure its tender and served with vegetables and sour dough before serving it. We will be over at the Inn’s stall getting some mead.”- The ladies all started to pull on the bunny, one had an ear, the other a foot, tugging madly. (Country woman)”I saw him first, I will gut it!”- The other lady puffed and struggled, her knarled fingers around the foot- (Country woman 2)”He was looking at my breasts..not you, Esmerelda…I get to gut it.”- So, leaving the quarreling women behind, Lorelei glanced back at the Mayor’s widow, who was scraping off the apple pie from her veil. (Mayor’s widow)”So…your my NEW Husband?” Poor poor Uriel. That wife of the old Mayor, she was a looker alright, but god, could she talk under water. One thing Lorelei hated was being bored to tears by the never ending rants and lectures that woman gave at the CWA meetings. Fancy pants was looking decidedly uncomfortable, but, it was all part of the package. Just, Lorelei didn’t get around to explaining that part. On reaching the bar, Lorelei and Niamh would be handed mugs of mead, and turning around, so she could lean against the bar,and watch the villagers amuse themselves in the food fight ruckus, she said with a smile. (Lorelei)”Not the brightest bunch in the nation…but damn can they party.”
PsycheNiamhGwydion: -Niamh just looked at the women who were fighting over the rabbit it had taken, now it had turned into a gift to the party and a gift to the woman, who were maybe even more fighting for Niamhs attention then the actuall rabbit. As one had called out that He ‘Was looking at Her breasts.’ He shook His head. For this was not case at all. He smirked and thought…*She wished…*. His gaze went back to LadyLorelei and watched Her get the mugs in handing one of them to Him. He took it and sipped from the mead, letting the taste soothe His dry mouth. With closed eyes He stood a moment, still enjoying the fact that a food-fight had started and the women fighting over the rabbit. *Poor rabbit…* He thought, and hoped they wouldn’t bruise the meat to much. He raised a hand as if He were to speak to tell them to be careful, but then lowered His hand again and thought there was enough food to enjoy, if the rabbit would get messed up then so it be. He stared a little at LadyLorelei enjoying Her watch at the villagers heaving their fun around the tables with the food that smelt deliscious and mrFancy Pants who was still having fun having thrown a pie in His new wifes face. *He will get some … later…* Went through Niahms mind, and He smiled at that. The mug with mead He emptied with ease to put it back on the counter and ask for a bit more. He then turned back to Lady Lorelei and asked.-“Is there some place I can fill my cans with water for my next trip? I ran out. And maybe I can make some lunch-packets for my next hunt? If there is any payment needed that would not be a problem to me.”-He smiled at Her politely, and waited for Her answer.-
VenorCarrendar: -Venor followed along behind his mother as they approached the busy market. The sounds and smells drifting to the youngling bebilith drew his attention, his eyes darting from one direction to the other. He was tilting his head one direction then the other… his hands getting restless… the fingers drumming against his waist. He was walking close behind Lorelei for the first part of the trip out to the market, but it didn’t take long for the shadows of the stall tables and walls to call to him. As they passed a particularly shadowed stand, the young bebilith… now about the size of a large dog… darted quietly into the shadows. His dark carapace and hide lending very well to this, he was able to blend with the shadows quite easily. He crouched slightly and ran from one end of the table to the other… from there he slipped into the shadows of the back of the lean-to. The young bebilith used his eight legs and innate spider-climb ability to clamor up the support pole and onto the maze of support lines and posts running from point to point of the market. He looked around and spotted a tall pole near the center. His little legs quickly clicked along the strands and poles… Ven choosing his route to utilize wooden poles and beams so that his passage along the overhead path would hopefully go unnoticed. With the gentle wind that was swaying the canvas and ropes, it would be possible that Ven’s passage really would go unnoticed by those below. Once he reached the pole he was targeting… Venor skittered up it and perched there… looking down at the scene spread out beneath him. At the prey wandering , unaware of how close their fate waited for the right moment… for his moment… _
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – And so the mother and son, Lorelei and Venor would journey to Sorvel this day, to visit one of the finest markets in all the lands, a place where vendors and traders, did come to showcase their wares, and a place where a certain young bebilith may well come to mischief. Lorelei, who was dressed in a traditional skin hugging fight suit, that was crudely sewn from rabbit pelts, would be happily wandering up the main alley of market stalls, Baldrick not far behind, carrying on his back a large wicker basket so that she might take home some of her purchases. Course, she was content to take in the sights and smells, the chorus of fruit and vegetable sellers, the meat vendors, holding up freshly killed pheaseant and ducks, the aroma of roasted chestnuts. All was just too good, and for Lorelei this would prove to be a mistake, for she did not turn around to make sure her delightful young scamp of a bebilith was keeping in behind her. (Lorelei)”My sweet Son, Mummy is looking to buy some knew spikes and a few hunting knives this day. Do keep up, or Baldrick will have to carry you in his basket.” – Baldrick was eyeing off some oiled up wrestlers over in the horse enclosure, their bodies slick and gleaming in the sun, those pecks, those abs…(Baldrick)”Do what?…Oh lord, I am not carrying that….that…(Lorelei)”little darling…I know..but you will do as you are told. Now…I think I want to try some of the home made fudge. Just watch Venor, if you would.”- She pranced off, with Baldrick turning around, unable to see the little devil. (Baldrick)”…Venor…..Venor?…Oh shit…where can he be?”
VenorCarrendar: -Ven stood there… poised atop the pole… his hair billowing in the breeze as he surveyed his domain, the little bebilith considering everything he saw his domain. He wasn’t foolish enough to think he controlled everything… no, that was not what made it his. It was the fact that he felt certain that he could… and would… control his own destiny. He would be the hunter… the one choosing the timing and placement of his life’s development. Venor spied a familiar figure… the manservant of mother… Baldrick was looking around as if he had misplaced something. Venor grinned and slid down the pole to the closest rope leading toward the target. He ran acros the line, his eight legs flowing smoothly and in such a practiced pattern, even at this tender age, that the rope did not bounce or sway overly much, his passage along it more akin to a soft wave along the length of line. Venor had mapped out his chosen path in his head before leaving his high perch. The little bebilith… the hunter tried his best to follow his predetrmined route. Unfortunately his sense of direction wasn’t as keen as his sense of ballance… when he reached the tent at the spot he believed to be the right place… Ven eased toward the edge of the canvas structure. peering over the side, he expected to see the grey hair of Baldrick below… but he didn’t. Irritated now, the young spider-demon glanced left and right trying to determine which way the old man had ran off to. Ven didn’t even give thought to the possibility that he had chosen wrong, which he had. Venor turned left and headed toward the center of the market and kept peeking over the edge as he crept carefully along.-
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – Baldrick spun around. The people of the market, both shoppers and merchants alike went on as normal, since a missing child, was a common thing. He slapped his right hand to his cheek, figuring that when Lore discovered that her son was missing, she would be stringing up Baldrick from the rafters. He quickly looked left and then right, and well, he got down on his hands and knees like a dog, and started to hunt for the little scamp under the seller’s tables. Meanwhile, Lore was sampling some gooey home made fudge, closing her eyes, and making delicous “mmm” sounds, as the fudge maker was holding out a wooden board with even more samples for her to try. (Seller)”This be the honey and nougat, and I do a lovely caramel, M’lady.” Lorelei prized another morsel and popped it in her mouth, the delicious texture and taste had her in…well, demon’s version of heaven. But little did Lorelei realise that a darked cloaked figure was watching her from just a few stalls down. With decaying teeth, he grinned, wiping his grimy knarled hand under his nose,and he slowly pulled out a jeweled dagger from under his tattered cloak. (Borsh)”Ha ha…thats it…Spider bitch…keep munching your candy….and I be wiping that smile off those crimson lips…ha ha.”
VenorCarrendar: -Venor was getting more and more aggravated at the old guy for hiding from him. He was about ready to spit on him whenever he found him. Venor huffed and paused… he realised something… he would be able to find him easily… Ven took a deep breath through his nose… closing his eyes as he did and focusing on the miasma of scents coming to him… turning his head as he did, he was able to isolate the proper direction to travel to find the source of that smell… Baldrick… the old man woud not be able to remain concealed from the hunter. Venor traveled along the edges of the stands and across beams and lines betwixt them, drawing closer to his prey… he would find him… he would get him… he would teach him that hiding from the hunter does nothing but lead you to finish tired when he chose your moment. Yes… Venor knew he would prevail. As he moved along, peering over the edge Venor spied the flash of brilliant red hair down the way, the familiar color of mother’s hair. He continued along the path toward the hapless Baldrick, Ven continued to keep an eye on his mother. He might surprise mother… if he could… she always seemed to be prepared… he rarely ever managed to catch her off-guard.-
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – A busker would be strumming away on his lute, his hat filled with many a gold rend, would sing a song of merriment, and this just added to the overall noise and commotion of the market place. Baldrick was having little if any luck at all finding the little scamp and as he crawled along under the fruit vendor’s stall, he would reach to grab what he thought was a tent pole, to help assist him to stand, and then was shocked to discover he had grabbed some poor girl’s leg. (Misty)”Eeeep!…some creepy man has my leg, Pappa!”- Now Pappa, was built like…well like juggernaught, and he reached down, seizing the startled Baldrick, whose lips were opening and closing fast. (Baldrick)”Oh….no my good Sir, I thought her leg was a pole.”(Griz)”You touched my daughter, now your comparing her to wood!…I oughta knock your bleedin’ head off your shoulders, and ram it up your ass, Mate.” Baldrick’s knees were wobbling, as he broke out in sweat. (Baldrick)”I was …just trying to find our lost…little boy.” Lorelei spun around as she saw the altercation taking place and growled under her breath, that Baldrick was being held in some sort of choke hold, as he tried to get out Venor…was lost. (Lorelei)”WHERE…IS MY SON?!”- She belllowed loudly. Griz swung around, still holding onto Baldrick, as his daughter Misty, was attempting to beat him over the head with a prize winning cucumber. Just then…the sneaky tattered cloak assassin, took his chance right as Lorelei picked up a shield from a weapon seller’s stall,and held it out as it would collide with the face of her intended assassin. ~Dong!~ She would pull back the shield and say..(Lorelei)”Ooops…sorry about that…lost my son.*she would march around the markets, singing out for Venor, as the wayward assassin spat out a few yellowed teeth, rubbing his ass. (Borsh)”Now…*spits out another tooth*…your dead.” (Lorelei)”Venor….come to mummy.”
VenorCarrendar: -Venor was drawing closer to his target… he could tell by the strength of the scent trail. He peered over the edge again and saw him… his prey… Baldrick… in the clutches of another. Venor’s eyes narrowed… he wouldn’t let this other claim his prize… the brute may have stumbled across the old man first… but it mattered more who managed to retain the prize. Venor sprinted forward even as he saw mother knock down a man who had moved forward at her with a blade… Ven marveled at how easy she made it seem but he couldn’t spare the time to pause and admire… he had to go and pry his prey from the behemoth’s grasp. Running at his fastest possible pace, the baby bebilith leapt into the air and screeched a warcry as he sailedtoward the face of the brute holding Baldrick.-
LoreleiRoseCarrendar;- Yes!…The war cry of a baby bebilith would have Baldrick look up alright. (Baldrick)”VENOR!” (Griz)”What …the..?” (Misty)”Poppa…something is…..ON YOUR FACE!!!”- Yes, Venor would come flying down from the tops of the tent tops and land…right smack bang on the face of the burly Griz- (Griz)*drops Baldrick immediately and starts to flail*…OOOMPPH…Helllppp…itsss got…meee!” Misty dropped the prize winning cucumber from her hands and panicked. Baldrick was on the ground, his head spinning and reaching to rub his scrawny neck. Lorelei caught sight of the brick shit house of a lug…holding..(or appearing to) her son. (Lorelei)”BABY!….What is that nasty man doing to you?…Baldrick…save my son!” Baldrick looked on in horror. (Baldrick)”Save him?…I think he just saved me!” Now this had the whole market stopped and turning around to see the action. Lorelei marched forward, still swinging that shield, as the wayward and now toothless assassin tried to jump up, only to be met by the shield yet again. ~DONG!~ He collapsed back down with a thud as the enraged red haired stormed past.
VenorCarrendar: -Venor landed on the face of the man who had held Baldrick, causing him to drop the prize. Ven began to snatch handfuls of hair from the man’s head as he screamed in his ear-“Befk uail aqf hlyu!”[Find your own prey!]- The three foot tall bebilith youngster grasping the upper torsoe and head of the large man held on with his eight legs a few more seconds before leaping off with a backflip as the man flailed and spun. Venor landed a few feet away from Baldrick and scurried over to stand above his prey, drawing his twin blades and standing there crouched and ready to defend his chosen target. Venor noted the attacker of mother lain out behind her on the ground behind mother again. He smiled as he marveled at his mother’s prowess… he would be a warrior to make her proud… he would become a hunter of legend. He snapped his attention back to the giant of a man towering over him and snarled at him.-“Faq dyojy xybaly E tony uai kyzyls!”[Now leave before I make you desert!]- Venor hissed and spat a glob of smelly venomous goo at the man’s feet.-
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – The plucky spiderling, who was of some size now, would do his acrobat like feat, leaping in a back flip only to land atop of the now distressed Baldrick, who though he could not speak abyssal at all, got the impression that the new target was not so much Griz’s face but…Baldrick’s abdomen. The young Misty ran to the aid of her father, who was now as white as a ghost, and had a nice stain on the front of his trousers, for in the shock of being landed on, he did release his bladder. Lorelei came up and then crouched down, the tip of the shield in the dirt, and she leant on it smiling broadly at her son, Venor- (Lorelei)”See, Baldrick? My son, the hunter. He was able to not only save himself, he was able to keep you from harm. Awe…and look how nice he is….spitting out a nice smelly goo bomb. He makes me proud to be his mother. Now…stop playing with him and get up and come help me choose some firm melons. And I think I might stop for an ale….that fudge was making me thirsty.” She would release the shield, that would fall back and land square on Balrick’s thigh and give his nads a good whack. Baldrick tried to stifle the cry out and looked up at Venor with pleading eyes. (Baldrick)”Venor…there…*shudders*..is..a good..boy. Please..Please…do what…Mummy said and up you get. Baldrick wants to live another day.”
VenorCarrendar: -Venor stared down the big and now smelly man. As mother started away, Ven stepped forward off of Baldrick and hissed at the man and his little one. Venor used one of his rear legs to poke at Baldrick, prodding him to get up and follow mother. Whenever Baldrick did rise and move away, Ven would turn and run to catch mother. He fell into pace beside her, happy with himself for a successful hunt. He had tracked and located his prey. And had then retrieved it from an interloping creature. All in all… a great hunt. Venor strutted along beside his mother as she went about her business.-
KlouseKusanagi: -Morning rose, as chickens made a ruckus outside, guards hard at work. Patrolling the area, as Lucious slowly woke from his slumber. His body stretching as far as it could stretch, as he slept on his stomach all night. Slowly turning around, stretching mainly with his right arm, as he turned to hopefully awake to Lore. Though his hand fell flat on the bed, no one resting with him. He perked his head up slowly to examine the bed, it seemed to have been slept on by two people, though it could have been just Lucious taking all the room. Wiping his eyes trying to get use to the light, as he reached for a near by robe. Lacing it on him, no orderly fashion, just enough to cover him mainly. As he slowly arose from bed, and went outside to check. Opening the door, as the light almost blinded him, as his eyes narrowed in pain. Trying to get use to the light. As he saw a group of guards chattering on as he openly asked with stumbleness from exhaustion “Excuse…me..Have any of you…Seen Lady Lore?..” He asked though none answered for being to busy talking amongst themselves. As he sighed softly, as he started to explore the castle, walking through the common area. Scanning the area as he searched for his lover. Asking random people, but none knew. He began to raise caution, as he continued his search-
LoreleiRoseCarrendar:- Within the deep recesses of the Meeting hall, Lorelei had made a small room, adorned with the gifts and treasures she had for her baby girl, Taru. The young infant, stolen from her but eight months before, was never far from Lorelei’s mind, and though she had accepted that she was gone from this world, she would never lose her from her heart. She stood in the centre of the small room, clutching a small doll, as rays of light caressed her skin, the waking light, which brought hope of the wonder in a new day. Setting down the doll on the cradle that is empty, she runs her fingers across the satin covers, then allows her arm to fall at her side, and makes her way from the room. Adorned this day in forest green velvet robes, trimmed with gold brocade, she is the epitome of a Lady, of the Province of Carrendar. Her assistant, Sebastian, finds her wandering out of the room, and bows low, before righting himself and handing her a scroll from Twisted Wood’s mayor. “M’lady…weren’t you at Twisted Wood…like…yesterday?” He bit his lip, hoping she would say no, as she opened up the scroll and frowned. It was news that an investigation was ordered, to the blowing up of the tavern and the hospitalisation of at least ten knights, with spider bites. Rolling her eyes, and handing back the parchment to Sebastian, she said casually. “Why..yes, I was there for a festival, but seems the Knights were on their worst behaviour. Drinking, I believe. I recall….a scuffle?”- Sebastian pursed his lips and tapped his foot. “Are you sure that’s what happened?”- Lorelei gave his shoulder a light punch, and chortled. “Absolutely…I would say, let us send our best physician, to attend to the ones with the bites, and a surveyor to weigh up the cost to replace the Tavern.”- she nodded, about to walk off, as Sebastian sung out. “And HOW is that to be paid for?” Lorelei didn’t even look back, as she waved and said.”Raise the taxes…” – <3>
KlouseKusanagi: -Wasn’t long before he focused on a large group leaving a certain area. Using his years and years of scouting and pinpointing. Lady Lore had to be close, as he scanned the crowd from afar, blending in like an assassin. As his eyes finally locked onto her, she was walking away from him, but seeing she was being bickered by another man. They had a small argument before she waved him off. Lucious slowly crept upward to her, using the people to bend in with. Every time she would turn around, he would immediately join the people around him. As he got close to enough to where he grabbed an apple out of some one’s basket, tossing it upward as he stepped up behind her, walking at her pace. As he bit into the apple, able for Lore to hear. Which was his plan in the first place. As he looked at the apple and spoke “You know..I love waking up to a full of sunshine..A warm fuzzy feeling..and a lovely woman who I am lucky to have by my side” Spitting the apple out of his mouth, tasting horrendous, as he threw it behind him. Hitting the ground. As he kept walking with her “Though this morning for some reason..I woke up with exactly the opposite. Blinding light.. a exhausted feeling..and my love missing from our bedside” Chuckling softly as he meant it as a joke, knowing she had business to attend to-
LoreleiRoseCarrendar:- Lorelei walked, her hands behind her back, fingers intertwined. She had a half smile, one for being cheeky with poor Sebastian who would have to deal with the Mayor of Twisted Wood, but a small pang of sorrow, for seeing the empty chambers of her lost little one. The length of her gown graced the stone floors, the dust rising on the trim, but she didn’t care. She was back within the walls of the Meeting hall, the place which gave her some comfort and solace, in the months since the tragic event. Lorelei’s hair was swept over her left shoulder, tumbling down over her bosom, a gold band around her neck, given to her by her father Oberon. Lorelei had not slept, for she had not been able to find peaceful slumber, in so long. And so, she would walk the halls, till the cook was ready to serve breakfast. Little did she know, she was being followed, and quite stealthfully, by Lucious, who was enjoying, well, almost enjoying the local produce. A voice behind her, caused her to stop in her tracks, turning round, her skirts spinning, only to see him make a terrible face, after tasting the rotten part of an apple. His lament of her absense from their bed, needed explaining. “Early bird catches the worm….and somehow managed to find a home in that apple.” – She grinned, at her own joke, but as she fell in step with him, Lorelei could not help but ask. “I trust your dreams were peaceful ones.”- Lorelei reached for his hand, as they strode along the corridor towards the main dining hall. “Break fast with me?” <3>
KlouseKusanagi: -Watching her turn, her beauty never changed. Though he could easily tell she hasn’t slept in a while. As he smirked widely glancing around “Oh the worm had to stroll to find the apple it seems” Chuckling softly as she stepped forward, reaching for his hand. He slid his hand in with hers, their fingers interlocking. As he spun her around, keeping their hand interlocked. As he wrapped his arm around her, causing her to embrace herself. As they strolled to eat a much needed breakfast. “My dreams were well..I hope you managed to get some rest yourself?” He questioned glancing down at her. “Breakfast sounds lovely my darling” leaning in her ear as he whispered “As long as I am not abandon this time” Chuckling softly as he placed a soft kiss on her cheek. As they strolled through the common place. Hearing laughter, chatter, kids play games, guards bargain for prices on items, and animals flock around. As he thought “I believe we shall take our breakfast back to our bed. And eat there without all of this clutter” He chuckled softly glancing around once more “Unless you would prefer to be with your people, than we shall eat with the entire village than if you desire” Smiling down at her as they strolled slowly. Enjoying the peaceful day they had together-
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – His wit was unsurpassed, and had her positively beaming. Walking together, in very close quarters, they were getting looks from the guards and village people that had come to do morning trade. Sounds of livestock, and the cluck of many chickens, melded with the laughter of children made for a morning melody, that was both pleasing, as it was amusing. Lucious expressed his dreams were good ones, and that he was duly rested. Half his luck. Lorelei glanced skyward, as he asked if she had rested, and calmly replied. “One can hardly rest, when there is so much to be done.” -more or less explaining that she was ever busy, but maybe it was time, she took a moment of two to herself, and her new found love. Though love had not yet been officially declared, had they spent the night with each other, it may well have been said. Lucious was all up for breakfast with her, and he hoped that they might share the morning’s feast, away from prying eyes, in her chamber. This gave Lorelei an idea, and she snapped her fingers, as one of the hand maidens, did come out from the adjoining corridor. “Ask Cook to send a basket of fruits, pastries, and juices, to my chambers. We’re dining in, I think.”- The hand maiden curtseyed, and tried to hide a giggle, as she scampered off in the direction of the kitchens. Staying in Lucious’s arms, she said. “I think I like your idea better. Shall we?”- Lorelei gestured for the way back to her chambers. <3>
KlouseKusanagi: -Nodding in her words as he agreed with her “Indeed my dear..Tis why you have me” He smiled down at her. As he watched her snap her fingers for a maiden, wanting fruits, pastries, and juices to be brought to their chambers. Lucious smirked to his self as he looked at her and nodded “After you m’lady” he smirked as he offered his arm toward their chambers, allowing her to take the lead. As she went on, a chicken fluttered toward him. The kids were toying with it and the chicken some how managed to escape. Lucious looked at the chicken fluttering its feathers, than glanced at the children that stood afar staring at him, wandering if he would give it back. Lucious looked around to make sure no one important was looking, Lore would get a kick out of this though he did not want to bother her with rest that she needed. Lucious stepped back slowly, as he aimed at a spot between to poles that was directly behind the children. As he took one giant step, with the other foot swinging with brute force kick toward the chicken. The chicken had no defense. As it shot up toward the sky, feathers raining down on the people below. Lucious whispered to his self “Going….Going….” The chicken flew past the two poles “Gone!” doing a fist pump as the children up roared with laughter. Soon after, a scream was hear d along with a crash. The chicken hit a woman, smashing over her basket of needs for the day. Hearing the woman yell and bicker. Lucious bolted back toward Lore, as if nothing ever happened-
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – Ever the gentleman, he was certainly all air and grace, the perfect specimen of what a noble should be. Oh look he is going to have some fun with the local children. Two guards, were leaning on spears, watching the rabble of locals, buy and trade, one old lady was bagging a goose for a customer, and with Lorelei walking faster towards the chambers, for she was famished, she failed to note, that her new love interest, was about to invent a new kind of sport. (Guard 1.)” I say….Arttthur…we really should get the other men more into spending time away from the wives on the weekends. I’m getting a bit sick of having to do the weeding on a Saturday…got any ideas?” The second guard was watching Lucious, lining up near two poles, whilst a chicken clucked and pecked the ground in front of him. (Guard 2.)”Oh…I don’t know Nigel…what could we possibly do, that will get us out from under the Missus’s feet?” It was then that Lucious, went for the kick, and the chicken went sailing up…up…up..The guards watched as the chicken flew between the two poles, and the new man about town, do something of a little dance and fist pump. The two guards looked at each other and said in unison. “Ahhhh…we could kick chickens on Saturday!”- Both men nodded and then did a bro fist, before watching some old lady go off the deep end, after being hit in the head by the flying chicken. Both guards whistled and pointed to a fish merchant, who was as as innocent as they came. The woman, rolled up her sleeves and marched over, to beat the poor man on the head, with his own fish. :: Lorelei by now had reached her quarters, and seemed Cook was faster than the drive thru at Maccas. A loaded basket with many delicacies and goodies, sure to tempt the taste buds of Lucious.<3>
KlouseKusanagi: -Catching up with Lore as fast as he could, to escape any possible fights to occur after. As he ran up from behind, slowly trying to stop before reaching their chambers. As he saw Lore, over look the food that was made for them. He stood in the door way for a moment. His arm resting on the door itself. As he admired her beauty, it left him lost for words. Watching her trying to pick out food, he scurried over as he blocked her way from the food. As he slid infront of her, while grabbing a piece of white bread. As he took a bite out of the bread,and speak with a mouthful “You..” pointing to the bed “Now!” He almost seem to demand. As he even made it his own duty to make sure she rested. By sweeping her off her feet with both arms. The piece of bread hanging from his mouth. As he gently laid her down in the bed, covering her up with layers of blanket. As he walked over to breakfast, eating a couple grapes before he lifted an entire section and took it to Lore. Laying it level on her lap, as it was served with juice to drink, grapes, and other pastries. Sitting infront of her to make sure she ate most of it than rest after-
LoreleiRoseCarrendar:- Picking up a plum, she twirled her wrist and brought the ripe fruit up to her nose, to sniff, to see if it was in deed ripe. A light squeeze with her finger tips, and it was also firm. About to take a bit from the fruit, Lucious, scurried over, causing her to drop her plum..”Oooh..”- she exclaimed, wondering what he was doing. First, he got between her and the basket. “But…”- she tried to reach around him, and he took out a slice of bread and promptly took a bite. “Hey..” But then, with his mouth full of bread, he said. “You” -then pointed at the bed and said loudly “Now!”- Lorelei blinked..”What?” Then up she went into his arms, and he carried her straight to the bed, while she was still dressed. Laying her down on the bed, he TUCKED her in, under a few blankets. “Wait?” Lorelei was totally caught off guard, since…it was morning. And he was putting her to bed. To her surprise, he went back to the basket as she had her head poking out of the covers. Bringing the basket back, he laid it level on her lap, and sit beside it, as the demoness stared at him oddly. “I guess sex is out of the question then?” <3>
IceTe3a: His hues a burning red glow as a fiery trail led back behind his head, glancing up into the sky as he watched his brothers with a devilish grin, their faces showed approval over his choice, knowing it was not long now before the ritual was complete, it was about time that Bellicus had completed this ritual, the others had done it but he was defiant. The ritual was old, and had a story behind it, As a horseman they must be neutral to all, not siding with either the demons from bellow or the angels from above, they were born into the worlds to be judgement overall including the two brothers loosely known as god and lucifer or so time has dictated them to be named that. One must rip out his own heart with his bare hands holding it high in the air, they then had two choices the first choice being more simple than the other, destroy the heart and it shall be gone forever, as would any emotions that was linked with it, giving new life to the one who had chosen this path it was indeed a cold and lonely path. The last choice being of course the more romantic of the two choices, entrusting their heart to someone they love, the heart would live and beat on, keeping what little humanity they may have, allowing them to feel emotions as it were but by doing this, it allowed a weakness for if the heart was ever destroyed after this choice had been made the owner of that heart would be destroyed too. Bellicus did not want to let go of what little humanity he had left, but he trusted no one, had no lover to call his own, the closest thing he had to that was his brother in arms “Nex” who was as of now dead to the world. So bellicus had no choice in the matter he was going to choose the cold path and destroy his heart, losing all humanity. Suddenly he felt something grab hold around his waist with great force, it was lore she had tackled him screaming “I AM MERCY” catching him off guard they both fell to the floor bellicus landing on his back as lore landed on top, the ritual was interrupted as the glowing red runic symbols now disappeared from the floor. Loud clashes of thunder could be heard from outside this could only mean one thing his brothers were pissed about the ritual being interrupted, as slowly their faces disappeared from Bellicus’ view. Coming back to his senses he wiggled around in Lore’s grasp, as he grunted, his hues glancing down at her piercing into her own “What are you doing woman! Why have you interrupted me?!” He bellowed and demanded answers, as he could not understand why she had stopped him “Even if you stopped the ritual this time, I can simply go and do it elsewhere anytime I please!” he said in defiance towards her.
LoreleiRoseCarrendar:- Lorelei had even surprised herself, in that after the way Bellicus treated her, that she would take the bold move, to interrupt the ritual. Peeking out from the cupboard, Seb and Baldrick saw the tackle, and Seb made a little fist pump, though it was a bit of a dainty one. “She’s had practise at knocking a man over.” –he whispered, as Baldrick nodded, rubbing his crotch. “Aye, don’t I know it.” – Yes, Baldrick did know it, since she had taken him by force when she had been feeling lonely. Back to Lore, who had successfully tackled Bellicus to the ground, and with the almighty clap of thunder, it was obvious that the ritual had been halted. With her hair draping down over him, she was panting hard, as his eyes bore into hers with the colour of brightly fanned embers. “What are you doing woman! Why have you interrupted me?!” –he boomed loudly, clearly angered she would be such an interfering wench. “Doing you a favour. Do you want to be without a heart? To have no feelings? Is that what your brother Nex would have wanted. You cared for him, as he for you, and now out of his great love, and sacrifice, he gave his life so you could live. AND YOU DISHONOUR HIM BY RIPPING OUT THE ONLY THING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO FEEL?”- Lorelei’s cheeks were aflame, and her lips parted slightly, as she gathered herself, while he wriggled. “I may be demon, and I may be one that follows the dark path, but to be devoid of any heart at all….you may as well be dead.” -Lorelei rolled off him and then scrambled up to standing. <3>
IceTe3a: He listens to her pleas and reasons as to why she had done such a thing, as he could hear the two men cower nearby in hiding, he growled deeply from within as she mentioned Nex’s name, as she arose he to stood up, glancing down at her with displease he raised his right arm half way past his chest extended out with his palm facing upwards in an open fashion “You.. have no right to mention his name nor what I should do or what he wanted” sparks flick off his open palm as a small fireball appears, it was hot as it swirled around in his palm “Run cowards!” he said towards the two men cowering, as he turned to their direction and hurled the fireball purposely at the wall near them, he turns back not caring where it hit as he once more glared down at lore “You don’t know him as I do, He gave me life to seek revenge, we are men of war and bloodlust! Nothing more nothing less!” he grumbled as he took a step closer towards her “And who is going to end my life? You?” he cackles aloud, “I am a horseman, nothing will change that, the ritual I was doing is for something else” he smirks devilishly as he leans in and whispers into her ear “Your displays of mercy are worthless, for I already am cold and heartless, Nothing will change that learn that fact fast” as he came to a stand with a pleased smirk upon his face, although he has now to think of what he will do next, seeming she will not allow him to do the ritual whilst she is around. “Perhaps burning your kingdom to ash will show you that” he said meaninglessly as a threat, just to stagger her abit.
LoreleiRoseCarrendar: – “Run cowards!” The blast of the fireball smashing into the wall just near the cupboard, was enough to have the two servants clamouring up the poles inside. “You’re on your own!” –Sebastian squeaked as Baldrick grunted and puffed, trying to climb the pole, using the sides of the cupboard as a brace. Lorelei however, refused to flee, even though fire was her number one weakness. Bellicus’s glare, his flaring nostrils, and anger only made her more resolute to stand her ground. “You don’t know him as I do, He gave me life to seek revenge, we are men of war and bloodlust! Nothing more nothing less!” Steps again taken towards her, bearing down on her diminutive frame. He was a giant of a man in comparison to her. “And who is going to end my life? You?” Lorelei creased her brow, and then pointed at the floor. “Were you not knocking on death’s door just a few moments ago?….Who do you think had you down there? –she was incredulous that he had seemed to forget- “ I am more than capable of ending it, and you know it.” Alhough he was still ranting about how he could burn her lands to ash, and that she needed to learn he was already cold of heart, she knew otherwise. “I saw how you were with your brother, so don’t tell me you are a cold creature. If you were, you would not have reacted so to his death.” -Lorelei reached for a robe that was draped over a chair and tried to cover herself. Threading her arms through the sheer gown, she did not take her eyes off him. “Those of Lacardis will not simply bow down and allow you to scorch the earth with your rage.” She had a point, for she knew the Lacardians well, and they never stood idle, in the face of a great threat to their way of life.<3>
(Yo’, man) Yo’
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
(I don’t know how I let this happen) With who?
(The girl next door, you know) Man
(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you
(Alright)Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor [another version: Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor]
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say and if she claims
And you tell her baby no way
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
Saw me kissin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me) [another version: Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me)]
I even had her in the shower (It wasn’t me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn’t me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn’t me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn’t me)
She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor [another version: Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor]
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn’t me
Make sure she knows it’s not you and lead her on the right prefix
Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying ’bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she’ll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
Saw me kissin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me) [another version: Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me)]
I even had her in the shower (It wasn’t me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn’t me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn’t me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn’t me)
She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor [another version: Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor]
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Gonna tell her that I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
I’ve been listening to your reasoning
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
You may think that you’re a player
But you’re completely lost
That’s why I sing
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor [another version: Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor]
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
When you’re weary, feelin’ small
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all.
I’m on your side, Oh, when times get rough
And friends just can’t be found.
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I will lay me down.
When you’re down and out, when you’re on the street
When evening falls so hard, I will comfort you.
I’ll take your part, Oh when darkness comes
And pain is all around
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I will lay me down.
Sail on children, sail on by
Your time has come to shine, all their dreams are on their way
See how they shine, Oh when you need a friend
I’m sailing right behind
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I will ease your mind
Like a bridge over troubled waters,
I will ease your mind.
I’ll ease your mind.