A date with Destiny.

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Role play Group : The Death Club

Boobs Inga…Boobs!

A date with Destiny.

Writer : CharlotteCarrendar

 
-Arriving back at her apartment, Inga was in a right state. Losing her new puppy when Jacque Le Coq squashed him on the set of “Le Cock”, she was also sporting a very sore backside from his onscreen antics. Holding her ass with one hand, and trying to turn the key in her door, she was grumbling. As if the day couldn’t get much worse. Inga finally got the door lock to turn, and started to turn the handle, when the sound of grunting and panting reached her ears. The sound was not totally unfamiliar, however, the last thing she expected to see, was Dai and Sven going hammer and tongs on her Hello Kitty couch. With Dai on all fours and Sven pounding him from behind, they both suddenly froze as Inga came through the door, hunched over with a pained expression. “Inga?!” they chorused, both glistening in sweat. Inga gave them a half assed wave and said breathlessly. “Don’t ztop cause of me…just…cleanz up when you done. I hatez the cum stainz.” And with that, she went into her room and slammed the door shut. Dai purred back at Sven, wanting very much to continue and Sven bit his lip, having second thoughts. But one push back from Dai was all it took, and they both went right on back to it. Their cries and moans reached Inga’s ears, as she was searching her cupboard for an inflatable ring for her ass. Tossing out Hello Kitty toys galore, she finally found one, still in its box, and then went to sit on the edge of her bed, only to give a small yelp, as her tush landed on the soft bedding. For a moment she winced, holding the box in her hand, cursing at herself for being so silly, to even try sitting without the inflated ring. She took out the ring and unplugged the blow hole, unfurling the ring and bringing it to her lips to inflate, as Sven could be heard, loud and clear, crying out Dai’s name.”YESSSS..FUCK YESSSS!” Inga kept blowing hard into the ring, practically going cross eyed, and Dai was then heard to squeal, then start swearing in Japanese, since his jizz made a stain on the couch. There were a few tense moments, as the two lovers went about trying to clean up their mess, before Sven chased Dai into their room, so they could enjoy a hot shower together. Oh the joys of living with a gay couple.

Exiting her bedroom with the blow up ring, Inga glanced around, and gave a sigh of relief, that the boys had retreated to their room to finish what had started in her lounge. She trotted over to check her lounge, just in case after hearing Dai’s rapid fire Japanese swearing, and found that they had cleaned up whatever they did. Tossing the rubber ring on her favourite chair, she eased herself down gently, letting out a few short pants before settling in her seat. With her right elbow on the side arm of the chair, and her hand propping up the side of her head, Inga looked miserable. Shoving her hand down into the side of the chair, she fished out the remote control and turned on the wide screen television, flicking through the channels, unable to find anything that she felt was worth watching. Sven was the first to emerge from his room, doing up his shirt, his head bowed, before looking up and seeing Inga, flicking through the channels. It then dawned on him that something was missing from this scene. “Inga…where is the puppy? Is he in your room sleeping?” His head cocked towards her bed room door, then when he didn’t hear anything coming from it, he asked. “Where is the doggy?” Inga kept her face pointed towards the television and sighed as she said. “Le Cock squashed him, after Doggy bit his ballz.” Sven blinked and then wondered if he heard her right. “Who is Le Cock….and why he squashed the doggy?” The puppy, which had been a gift from Sven and Dai, to help her overcome her depression, had only been with the household for a day. Inga finally stopped changing channels and naturally it landed on the music station, as a classic song belted out.

“You know I went to the DESPERADO studio to get backz into the game. You know…the movies. Well, they had..this…actor, his name was Jacque Le Coq..’ before Inga could even finish was she was going to say, Sven slapped his hand to his cheek. “Le Cock?!” Inga nodded slowly and Sven tried to hold back his horror. “He…has a very big…p..p..p..” Gesturing the size, a whopping 13.5 inches. Inga broke in and said. “It’s not a penis…its..just too big. You should see whatz it did to my ass!” Dai came out of the bedroom and was wearing a silk robe and wondered what was going on. “Where is the puppy?” Sven’s bottom lip was quivering and cried. “Le Cock…. killed it.” Dai gasped, his jaw opening wide, and the two embraced each other, starting to cry. Inga was pointing to her ass, and shouting out. “Doesn’t anyone care about my ass?!…Oi!….Oi!” The two men continued to cry and Inga tossed the remote across the room and folded her arms. Now clearly annoyed and sore. The two lovers sniffed and realised that Inga was probably traumatised and then both started to talk at once, neither making any sense at all. “Inga….we wanted to tell you something.” Sven said, with Dai nodding behind him, holding tight onto Sven’s hand. “This can be a wonderful thing.” Sven bent his head down and kissed the top of Dai’s head and Inga pouted at them both. Seeing two people so in love, when she felt her world of romance had evaporated, only made her more glum. “Vhat is vonderful?” She glanced between them and then Dai stuck out his hand, showing off a diamond encrusted gold ring. “We’re engaged. We are…getting married.”- It was if loud bells had gone off in Inga’s head. Large wedding bells. Inga always thought that it was her year, to get married. But now with Kraus locked up, and most likely crazy, and Hermon being a double crossing sleaze, she had pretty much signed off on men. The pair more or less ran at her, enveloping the Swede starlet in a group hug, clearly they hadn’t caught on that she was actually miserable about the whole thing. They both then jumped around in each other’s arms, laughing and then suddenly they started to kiss passionately, hands going crazy in each other’s hair. This had Inga leap up out of her chair and then pout as she felt left out. “But…I don’t have a date.” Course, she would be thinking of that first and foremost, not anything like dates or venues. The boys stopped their frantic kissing and lip locking, to then realise that Inga had a point. “I thought you not want a man now. It is why we got you a puppy.”- Inga had gone off them, but knew nothing about hooking up with a woman. “I need help. Please….can you find me a date?” Inga shrugged her shoulders, and twirled her right foot, as Sven snapped his fingers. He had a marvellous idea, of how this could turn into a new marketing campaign. “Why not…we try…online dating? Yah..Lots of people use that now…and…We set up a profile and then….walllah!…You have a date with a beautiful Lesbian.” The idea sounded like it had merit, and Inga finally agreed. “How do I do this?”- Dai was one step ahead, going to get his lap top and flipping it open, urging the other two to join him. “I think I know some sites, but we need some pictures Inga. Can you get some?” Inga went off to get her memory stick from her other computer and handed it over, while Sven patted Inga’s arm. “Don’t you worry….we will find you the perfect woman…And who knows, maybe this will be the start of a new beginning. Maybe a Hello Kitty line of Rainbow kitties.”- Inga grabbed her rounded cushion and sat in beside Dai, who was typing frantically and making squealing sounds, as he created her profile. “They will love you…you’ll see.”

Yes…we’ll all see. <3>

 

Bad Kitty!

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CharlotteCarrendar

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January 18, 2013 10:37PM

Role Play Group : The Death Club

Hello Kitty …..Here We Come!…Part Four

Bad Kitty!

-The do not disturb sign was on Inga and Kraus’s room, and of course, it had a little Hello Kitty label on it, which made Nikolas chuckle as he and Maggie were going down to the restaurant to have breakfast. Nikolas reached out to knock, and Maggie gasped, stepping forward and slapping his hand away. “Ya daft fook, leave em alone. *Maggie said with some authority*..I thought you didn’t want to see any more Hello Kitty, and that there room is bound to be filled with it.” Nikolas drew his hand back and feigned being in pain. “Oww. *he shook his hand and then smirked* “ Oh yeah, the plane was bad enough.”- Memories of the flight over were still fresh in his mind. “I was thinking, after breakfast, we go do some sightseeing on our own. I don’t fancy touring Hello Kitty Heaven with the others.” As he said this, a door opened and Nanna Noonie came out, shuffling in her new Nikes, and wearing another tracksuit, only this time in baby blue. She immediately spotted Maggie and Nikolas, and smiled brightly. “You two, escaping the Hello Kitty tour too?” Nikolas burst out laughing. “Nice to know it’s not just me.” Nanna Noonie checked her door was locked and then saw that there was a “do not disturb” door marker and she gestured with her hand for Nikolas and Maggie to follow her. “Let’s go…quickliez…I haz a plan. I tell youz at breakfast.” Maggie rolled her eyes, to see Nanna acting like a secret agent making a getaway, but Nikolas loved it so far. He reached for Maggie’s hand, and jerked his head, so that she would follow along. “I’m starting to like Nanna more and more.”

Unaware of the plans of Nanna, and the Death Club bar staff; Nikolas and Maggie, Inga and Kraus were coiled up within each other’s arms in the middle of a vast pink bed that had a huge Hello Kitty symbol in the middle. Their night had been quite wild, with Inga being terribly excited about the Hello Kitty Odyssey. That excitement turned into passion, as the giggling Swede was literally swept off her feet in the plush pink quarters. Kraus loved nothing more, than to see Inga both happy and enthusiastic about the trip so far, and the fact they could escape the madness of Prague. The ordeals of the past year, had been enough to cause Kraus to have a few grey hairs, but all that was swept away, as he lay in the plush bedding, his arms around his beloved Inga. The small Hello Kitty alarm clock chimed and started to play a small song, as they were on a schedule for the day. Stretching and yawning, Inga opened her eyes, to see that Kraus was awake and smiling at her, stroking her back. “Good morning, baby. How did my Princess sleep?” Kraus leant forward and pecked her nose gently, while she cooed. “Afterz last nightz? Like a baby. Mmm. It vas good. Yah?” A sparkle in her eye, and she went to kiss him softly, but this only had him growl lightly. Kraus rolled her over so he was on top, and their kiss deepened, with Kraus reaching out and knocking the alarm clock off the stand and onto the floor. Seems the happy couple, were not going to be making that first port of call. “Oh…Kraus…”

In the restaurant, Nikolas, Maggie and Nanna Noonie, were reading through the menus, trying to decide on breakfast, when Dai, the tour host came up and bowed acknowledging them.

“Good Morning, to you all. I do hope you are enjoying your stay so far.” Dai said with a smile, then noticed that Inga and Kraus were missing. “Our happy couple not up yet?” He asked, looking at the buffet, trying to spot them. Nanna chuckled from behind her menu. “Knowingz them, I would say Inga is being a beaver and dealing vith Kraus’s morning vood, yah?” Maggie spat her orange juice hearing Nanna Noonie speak like this, while Nikolas handed her a napkin. “Ahahaha.” –He laughed and starting singing. “I’m a lumberjack…and I’m okay.” It was then, as the waitress came over to take their order, Nanna realised that someone else was missing. Sven. Nanna placed down her menu and quickly took a look around the restaurant. There was no sign of him. The Snoggleblom matriarch thought for a moment, and then said to Dai. “It seems that Sven is missing. Maybe, you go see him and tell him he needs to hurry.” Dai bowed, and turned to leave, which had Nanna lean over in her chair to watch him leave the room, before motioning to the other two. “Now is our chance. While Dai goes to get Sven, and the Inga and Kraus, ve three, make a run for it.” Maggie hadn’t even ordered and pouted. “But…” Nikolas however was on the ball. “If we stay, we have to go to all the Hello Kitty tourist attractions. We go now; we can go where ever we want.” Maggie didn’t need to be told twice, and tossed down her napkin, getting up from her chair. Nanna Noonie took up her bag, and thanked the waitress, before shuffling out after Nikolas and Maggie, who were doing the bolt. Out in the foyer, D*Date, were also getting ready. Their tour bus was outside, and on seeing Nanna Noonie, the four boy band members all cheered and ushered Nanna Noonie to follow them.

(Translation: Ah, its Nana…come with us…come with us!)

Excited about an adventure with the Japanese toy boys, Nanna Noonie chuckled and went with them, being helped onto their tour shuttle, where there was much laughter and chattering going on. Nikolas and Maggie watched on astonished, as it seemed Nanna Noonie, had herself a date….with four guys. Waving out the window at Maggie and Nikolas, she looked quite the sight, as the shuttle pulled away. Leaving the two standing there, Nikolas clapped his hands together; checking behind him to make sure Dai and the others had not appeared. He took up Maggie’s hand and squeezed it tight, then whispered in her ear. “Today, just you and me. I want us to spend time together. Not got a clue where we are, or what we are going to do, all I know is, I just want to be with you.” Maggie blushed fiercely at Nikolas’s declaration and gave in completely, nodding slowly at first, then a huge smile. “Come on then, let’s go!” The two would get into the first taxi and with both of them laughing, the cab pulled out. Destination; Tokyo City.

Meanwhile, up in the Hotel, Dai is about to knock on Sven’s door, when it suddenly opens. Sven is dressed in a pair of designer jeans, with a simple white T’shirt and charcoal coloured jacket. He had obviously spent a lot of time getting ready, in his vain attempt to look presentable for his crush; Dai. On seeing Dai, who still had his hand up to knock, Sven found himself getting tongue tied straight away. Dai was dressed smartly, as always, in a navy blue suit, with crisp white shirt. He had this look about him, youthful and yet effeminate. Sven found himself lost in Dai’s eyes, unable to look away. Entranced. Finally finding his voice, he said in a nervous tone. “I …missed you at dinner.” Well at least it wasn’t the usual, “I’m Sven.” Dai nodded and said. “I am sorry that I could not meet you for dinner, but I had to take a business call, and it took some time, so I missed dinner completely.” Sven looked like a love struck teen, and he took a step towards Dai, his arms falling to his sides. “You must be…hungry.”Dai didn’t move away, but it was clear, that the feelings that Sven had were not one way. Sven was a very attractive man, with his bleached blonde streaks, and his dimples. Many a woman has tried to turn him, but all failed, and now, Sven found himself standing before one man, that had his tongue tied in knots, and his desire levels climbing by the second. Sven found himself staring at Dai’s lips, and knew there was only one thing he wanted to taste; Dai.

Dai took a step towards Sven, so they were inches apart. The sexual tension of this moment was so thick, you could carve it. Breathlessly, Dai said; “I am hungry.”Oh, the way he let those words roll off his tongue. Sven started to lean closer, he wanted to taste his lips, he wanted to kiss him with all the hunger he had inside of him. Dai closed his eyes, as the two were about to press their lips together…..when….

“SVEN..DAI…Kraus and I are ready for the tours!!!”

Yep, there was Inga, and her Kraus, who had just emerged from their room, and were dressed and ready for the day. Inga seemed oblivious to what was going on, as she looped an arm through Dai’s and dragged him down the hall, chattering away about all the places she wanted to see. Kraus, followed along behind, watching his beautiful Inga bounce along in skin tight jeans. God, he could stare at that ass all day and never tire of it. Sven was left standing in the doorway of his room. Half shocked that he had come so close to kissing Dai, and the fact the moment came and went, with the Swedish bombshell, stealing his man. Grumbling, he slammed his door, and stormed on after the trio. He managed to catch up to them as they got in the lift. Dai kept giving Sven a look that would have Sven wanting to push the busty Swede Kitty girl out of the way, and slam Dai into the wall of the lift. But instead, he could only watch. After all, he was suppose to be her agent, and not there, to crack onto the Tour guide.

On reaching the foyer, Dai realised that Nanna Noonie, Nikolas and Maggie, had already gone out for the day, which left the four remaining to start the tour. He shrugged his shoulders and walked them out to the Hello Kitty Shuttle. Opening the door, he bowed as each got on, but found himself staring at Sven, almost like he wanted to say something. Course, Inga was already bouncing in her seat ready to go, and the two men simply nodded and got on the shuttle. Kraus checked his cell phone, then piped up and asked. “So where are we off to today, Dai?” The shuttle doors closed and he grinned, saying. “Hello Kitty! – Sanrio Puroland, Tokyo”

Sven may have missed out on a stolen kiss in his doorway, but now he knew that Dai felt something for him. They exchanged glances, and then he saw him, give him a smile, that had him melt, right there on the spot. He didn’t know where they were going, so long as he got the chance to be near Dai.

How to get a date with a man.

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January 06, 2013 03:13PM

Roleplay Group : The Death Club

Hello Kitty…..Here we come! Part Three (A boobs Inga Boobs Special)

How to get a date with a man.

Writer – CharlotteCarrendar

-With the Hello Kitty Shuttle, making its way through the traffic, with relative ease, getting a lot of waves from tourists as it passed, the Death Club crew were all marvelling at the sights of the dazzling city of Tokyo. Up at the front of the Shuttle, Dai Katashi stood up and bowed politely before the group. Sven just sat staring, as Nanna Noonie passed her hand in front of his face, to see if he was with it, but he was still day dreaming of the Japanese tour guide. Dai was wearing a microphone,  that latched onto his ear, and he spoke in the softest voice.“On behalf of Sanrio, I welcome you to Tokyo, especially the lovely Inga *he says, acknowledging her with a nod of the head, and then smiling warmly at Kraus, before continuing.* and her future husband, Mister Kraus. I know you are all probably very tired from your flight, so we have taken the liberty of making sure you are well rested at your hotel, before the tours begin. There is many things for you to do and see in Tokyo, but first I invite you all to look out the left side of the shuttle, and you will see we are approaching our hotel; the Lotte Hotel, which has prepared a special suite, just for Miss Inga and Mister Kraus.”The hotel looked simply magnificent from the outside, as Inga pushed her hands up to the bus window, eagerly pointing out the Hello Kitty mascot, who was waving at the Shuttle as it came in to park. “Kraus….itz Hello Kitty!”- she squealed, bouncing up and down and waving back at the sweet looking mascot. Nikolas, who was a bit over exposed to Hello Kitty, put his hand up and asked the host, Dai a very good question. “Will the rest of us be staying in normal suites, without all the pink cats?” The idea of wooing Maggie in the middle of a room that was exploding with Hello Kitty products, kinda left him feeling less that manly. Smiling warmly at Nikols’s question, he replied smartly. “Hai..you and the other guests, are staying in premier suites, which are decorated by leading world class designers, very tastefully done.” Nikolas breathed a sigh of relief, till Inga piped up and squealed. “Do we go on the Hello Kitty tour to see the house and the theme park tomorrow? I vant to see thatz.” Inga said, holding up her hello kitty iphone, already taking pictures out the window. The young host chuckled softly at Inga’s enthusiasm, whilst seated just to the left; Sven was not looking out the window like the others, but watching Dai with something of a goofy smile.When the shuttle parked and the doors opened with a light hiss, the first one to get off the bus, would be the eldest member of the party; Nanna Noonie. Greeted by hotel staff and the manager, she was in her element, speaking fluent Japanese and laughing as she made jokes about her trip and the funny food on the flight. The back of the shuttle was opened up by the driver, who with the bell boys, started to load up the baggage on to trolleys, to take in to be sent up to the groups rooms, while they all checked in at reception.

Another shuttle pulled in behind the Hello Kitty bus, and the marking on the side, was the words D*Date. A small crowd of girls had gathered, as the band were being escorted off, surrounded by security, to avoid being mobbed by their fans. The four pin up boys wandered into the foyer causally, as their Tour manager went over to see them checked in to the same hotel. Nikolas, Maggie, Kraus and Inga, were already given the keys to their rooms and were on their way to the elevator, leaving Sven and Nanna Noonie behind. Sven only had eyes for Dai Katashi, and was following him around, like a lost puppy.

“I’m Sven..” – Sven had still yet to get passed the simple introduction.
“Hai…and I am Dai Katashi.” –the young Host replied, getting the brochures for the next day’s tour
“I know….*pauses*…I’m free for dinner.” – Sven said hopefully, hoping that Dai might be interested in joining him.

“First, I settle guests…then we talk.” Dai replied, bowing politely and then spotting Nanna Noonie, surrounded by D*Date, having her picture taken for the local media and the tour manager taking a happy snap with Noonie’s camera phone. For a woman who had one foot in the grave, she was incredibly hip. Noonie held out her right hand making the peace sign, and chorused with the boy band members “Hai!” Sven was brought back to reality to see Nanna Noonie was getting on better with the local heart throbs, than he was. Dai noticed this and said to Sven.
“She has very young heart.”
“That’s about the only part of her that is. *Sven went over to try and escort Nanna Noonie to her room, now they were checked in. Noonie was too busy laughing with the band. When Sven approached, Nanna Noonie pouted, like she was having her fun spoilt. “I metz these nice boyz….and we go to Karaoke bar later, so we can Zing!” the boys in the band all grinned and giggled, shaking Sven’s hand and speaking in Japanese rapidly, while Noonie got their manager’s number, as well as the band’s room numbers.

Sven gave Noonie a few more minutes, then steered her towards the lifts, as she blew kisses and waved at the band members. Snickering as she made the lift, and the doors opened, she laughed back at Sven and poked him in the ribs.

“I can make date faster than you!” Noonie said loudly, as she saw the tour guide go past the opened lift doors, as he was heading to the lounge. Sven watched him pass, raising a hand as if to wave, but the doors soon closed. Noonie shook her head and wiggled her finger at him.
“You like Dai…everyone can zee this. But you really need to vork on your pick up linez. All I hear you zay is…”I’m Sven”. You act like retardz.” Noonie gave him a good slap then laughed. “I help you be the best lover.”

From the outside of the lift, you could hear a man wail.

“Nooooooooooo.”

 

Hello Kitty….Here we come! (A Boobs Inga Boobs Special – Part Two.)

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CharlotteCarrendar

December 19, 2012 08:59PM

Hello Kitty…Here We Come! – Part TwoTurning Japanese 

Narita, International Airport, Tokyo

-The Flight HK 1264, from Prague to Tokyo was a long one, for some of our intrepid adventurers. Nikolas was bored out of his mind, watching Hello Kitty cartoons, on the television monitors on the back of the seats, and had madly been trying to find something other than that to watch. Inga, was in seventh heaven, with all the free goodies in and around her seat, and her squeals were heard up and down the plane, when they were served their meals, which were all Hello Kitty themed. Even Maggie was heard to comment. “It looks like we are about to eat plastic food. “-she said, using chopsticks to pick up a Hello kitty shaped morsel. “I don’t even know what the fook this is.”- Nikolas chuckled and said to her over the sound of the jet engines. “Wait till you try sushi.” Maggie made a face and dropped what was held in her chopsticks, back into her food box. “Eww. Do they have McDonalds in Tokyo?…KFC?”

Sven had not stopped talking since he got on the plane, finding the young man who was sitting next to him to be a bit of a dish. Course, the youthful Japanese business man was not paying attention, having his ear pieces in, enjoying his music, and happily drowning him out. Every so often, the young business man would look at Sven, who was being very animated with his hands, as he went on about everything from his sex life, to Inga’s latest commercial triumph in Spain. Other passengers kept looking over at Sven, who was even laughing at his own jokes, which weren’t all that good. Kraus could hear Sven waffle on and just kept reading the same Superman comic again and again quite content, since his bubbly fiancé kept bouncing around beside him, every time she found something new beside her seat. “Aprons!” she squealed as the hostess handed her a Hello Kitty complimentary gift bag. Like Inga actually ever cooked anything. Her boobs usually got in the way.

Up at the front of the plane, Nanna Noonie was absent from her seat….again. The line up for the plane toilet was getting longer, as she seemed to be taking her time. Finally, the door opened, and Nanna emerged, shaking her head. “Vhy vould anybody vant to rub Hello Kitty on their backsides?” She was holding up a roll of the Hello Kitty toilet paper, and then handed it to the next person waiting to use the loo. Shuffling back to her seat, the elderly gentleman that had been sitting beside her, bowed his head as a Hostess brought Nanna Noonie a special meal box. Sitting it down on the fold out tray, Noonie lifted the lid and looked at the colourful array of Hello Kitty foods. It all appeared to be super soft, and she chuckled to herself. Giving the elderly man beside her a playful nudge, she said jokingly. “Now I don’t have to take out my teeth, I like the soft foodz.” The man started to chuckle, as Nanna tapped her two front teeth. Seems she had made a friend for life…what was left of it.

Hours passed, when finally the view from the plane windows, was of the sparkling lights of Tokyo. Many in the plane cheered, when the Captain informed the passengers they were preparing to land, and the fasten seat belts sign came on. The Flight HK 1264 came into land with a few bumps on impact of the runway, the jets powering to slow the plane down as it sped down, finally taxiing into the waiting terminal that would allow everyone to disembark. As soon as the plane parked and you could hear the engines winding down, the cabin lights came on in full, and everyone started to gather their belongings. Inga made sure she had some publicity shots taken with the flight crew and hostesses, and Sven made sure to thank the Captain himself for such a smooth flight.

As Inga, Kraus, Nikolas, Maggie, Sven and Nanna Noonie, came through the arrivals lounge, they were descended upon by Paparazzi and the world media, since Inga shot to fame, over the Oil of Ole’ commercial. Waiting for the group, was a man holding up a Hello Kitty Welcome sign, that said “Snoggleblom” in both English and Japanese. He was dressed in a neat navy blue suit, with the Hello Kitty emblem in the form of a badge, and his name written on it was Dai Katashi. On seeing Inga and her group arrive, he held the sign up higher and was showing a beautiful smile of welcome. Sven took one look at their guide and his jaw fell open. Maggie came up alongside him and whispered. “If ya not careful, Laddy, you either going to trip over ya tongue, or choke on it.” –She gave his chin a tap with her finger, as Sven tried to recover. “I think I’m in love.” Nikolas was reading a small translator, and then typed in Dai Katashi to see what it meant. “Oh well, he is perfect for you, Sven.”- Nikolas joked, as he showed Maggie, what the name translated to in English. “Big Firmness?” Sven heard Maggie and did choke. “I saw him first!”

The group assembled together, Nanna Noonie of course, bringing up the rear, saying goodbye to her companion for the trip, as he was met by his family in the arrivals lounge. The young guide bowed to all that had gathered and spoke in perfectly English, with a Japanese accent.

“Welcome…to Tokyo. I am your guide, Dai Katashi and I will be looking after you while you stay with us. Please, won’t you all follow me, your bags are being collected and taken to the tour bus.”

Inga was waving and posing for the cameras still and Kraus had to actually steer her along, while Maggie and Nikolas walked hand in hand towards the exit doors, where outside waiting was a bright pink Hello Kitty shuttle bus. Nikolas laughed. “This really is over the top, you know. I feel like I am in one of those cartoons we watched on the flight.” Their bags were being placed underneath the coach, as the door opened for everyone to get onboard. Sven made sure he was last to get on, since he wanted to introduce himself to the gorgeous young guide. But when he got to be in standing next to him, Sven, who was so taken with the guide, was actually lost for words.
“Hello…”
The guide blushed and gestured for Sven to get on the coach.
“I’m Sven…”
The guide nodded and then took his arm and helped the awe struck Sven get up the stairs. Inga was bouncing around in the front of the bus, enjoying this more and more, not giving a care in the world to the hapless Sven. When all were on board, the doors closed and the shuttle took off into the traffic. All Sven could do, was sit and stare at Dai Katashi, as he had a Yaoi moment, in his mind. He daydreamed of the two of them, in some….Romeo and Juliet moment.

The Death Club crew adventure…was set to be more than any had bargained for. <3>

The Hello Kitty Shuttle.