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1. I don’t know about pies, but you make my banana cream!
2. Wanna do me for lunch?
3. I wish I was your math paper. I would be hard and you would be doing me on the desk.
4. Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure can raise cock!
5. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
6. Can I read your shirt in braille?
7. I am a man, wanna fuck?
8. Remember my name… because you’ll be screaming it later.
9. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
10. Hi. Do u take cash or credit card?
11. If I throw a stick, will you go away?
12. Why does your breath smell like your ass?
13. Hey how you doing?… Damn I didn’t realize how ugly you was from across the room. My bad!
14. Screw you… pay me!
15. Why would a beautiful blonde like you go and dye her roots brown.
16. Do I have to come over to you, or can I stick myself inside to do it?
17. Is that a keg in your pants, cause I’d love to tap that ass.
18. Are you easy?
19. Do you have any STDs?
20. Are you a bank? Cause I want to make a deposit in you.
21. Theres some things money cant buy, I hope sex with you isnt one of them.
22. Did you know you have 206 bones in your body? You want another one?
23. Why dont you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about what ever pops up first?
24. I’d do things to you that would make porno stars blush!
25. I know you wanna taste it.
26. Stick it in me! (pick up line to use on guys)
27. Smile if you’re horny.
28. Me so horny, me love you long time.
29. Me want some sucky, sucky.
30. Was your father a skunk? Cause you sure do smell bad…